12/22/2008

Subject: u better watch out!

From: FarryWings8

hi, sorry to tubmail you out of the bloo but this is very important!!

last year on cristmas eve i pretendid 2 sleep when my parents checked in on me. for some reason the cream they were drinking from ireland made them super tired and they went to bed earlyer then usual.

i knew it was my only chance to meet santa so i snuck downstairs and hid behind the cristmas tree. i even fell a sleep while waiting for him to come!!!

then, around 3 in the morning, i woked up, and i couldint belive it,, santa was coming down the chimny!

heres the bad part. santa had a huge bump in his pants. it looked like he was hiding a big fat farry wand in there

then, he looked around with beedy eyes, i think he knew i was their. i held my breathe and was super quiet, i was so scared!

after that, he took off his pants, anbd it wasn’t a wand! oh my god it was huge and pink and gross. i saw daddy pee once and it didnt look like that!

it got even weirder b/c then santa took off his boots and clibmed onto the cofee table. he started doing push ups, but liek with his wand inside the glbum of milk i left 4 him earlyer!!! it was so weird, i felt sick to my stomick.

a few seconds later my cat myeowed, and santa jumped to his feet. he threw a couple of presints down, then climed back up the fireplace in a hury. his pants where still around his feet so it was kinda funny but stil kinda gross.

i want all little boys and girls to know about how santa is so strange. you should be careful and stay away from him!! mommy told me no gowrnups should be showing their wands to kids. please lock your doors and chimneys!!! the presints arent wurth it!

simcerly,

FarryWings8

haha what te fuk

Dear Santa,

I have all I need. Please get rid of all that I don’t.

(IE fine upstanding member of societys)

-Laguna

I wonder how many people sent in lists that included epeens.

*guilty*

Dear Santa,

I broke your avatar. Please don’t construe that as me being naughty. I’ve been 67% good this year.

All I want for christmas is a really special e-peen. That’s all. Just a shiny bit of data for my profile.

Hugs and kisses,

-Swine-

Johnny Mac Posted:

I want a pony :3

IWANT IOT M,ORE!!!1

señor santa claus, me puede mandar este año unos 15 puntos cafés y un pene-de-internet al bajar por mi chimenea, porfavor?

Ouh, thanks for reminding me. Tiem for sum eggnog. Log in to see images!

Santa Claus Posted:

Ho Ho Ho, I see someone is hankering for a big lump of coal…

You mean me, right? Log in to see images!

I try so hard to be good. I really do.

I love you, Santa.

JacksonKelly Posted:

Wow I guess Swine really wants Santa to be a picture of a pig silhouette. Okay, well I tried Santa, **** :-P

It’s an obsession. NPCs need my avatar. They want my avatar. I’m compelled.

My apologies.

Santa Claus Posted:

Ho Ho Ho, I see someone is hankering for a big lump of coal…

Everyone else is still being good, though. Those last minute e-lists keep coming in!

The elves are struggling to push them all through my tubes!

There will be extra eggnog breaks for them all; they do such a good job every year.

Santa, all I want for X-mbum is love for all the little boys on earth. Here’s some milk and cookies.

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