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Art Help the Forumwarz ad campaign and get some BP in the process!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

So far these are looking great!

Although I have to admit, text-wise, a couple of them are a little verbose. I know that’s rich coming from me, but remember, brevity is the soul of wit or some****.

There’s a couple of slogans/phrases I’d like to see worked into ads somehow, so consider these gimmes:

– A role-playing game so epic, you’ll never again leave your mom’s basement. | Seriously. | Not even to take a dump.

– It’s the only game sexier than 2 Girls 1 Cup! | Oh, who are we kidding? | Nothing’s sexier than that. | (Yes, this is false advertising.)

– Play it for free! | What have you got to lose?! | (Note: A large percentage of Forumwarz players have lost their dignity. Play at your own risk.)

– [Use some of the rotating quotations about us on our homepage!]

– It’s the internet. In game form. | You like the internet, don’t you? | [etc]

– [picture of a male reproductive organ] “Holy ****, Forumwarz is more fun than when I get put into a woman's genitals!”

– [for Encyclopedia Dramatica only:] “Forumwarz is a lulztastic RPG that mocks the internet in all its very special glory.” – Encylopedia Dramatica | (Note: That was our old article, not the one we have now.) | (Do NOT click on the Forumwarz ED entry.) | (Actually, forget you ever saw this ad. Just play the damn game.) | (DO IT, fabulous person!)

Thanks for the inspiration, you know I’m not the best person in the world when it comes to writing.

Will see what I can do.

Lady_Gaga

Avatar: 93840 2010-02-07 01:11:33 -0500
11

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

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durrr

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Idea. Some girls on here take pictures of their mammary glands and give all rights to ET.

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

See below post

Colonel Bear edited this message on 12/31/2008 6:17PM

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

[quote of the hardonguy]Im a homogay[/quote of the hardonguy]

No dis one pwns dem both

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U sux man

Athleone

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Largehardoncollider Posted:

[quote of the hardonguy]Im a homogay[/quote of the hardonguy]

No dis one pwns dem both

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U sux man

Win.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

We’re now running all the winning horizontal ads on Encyclopedia Dramatica. They look pretty sweet!

I really want more in the 150x200 (max 16KB) size for new campaigns. I’d be willing to pay up to 3BP for good ones!

Especially if they use one of the following suggestions from JB:

“A role-playing game so epic, you’ll never again leave your mom’s basement. | Seriously. | Not even to take a dump.”

“It’s the only game sexier than 2 Girls 1 Cup! | Oh, who are we kidding? | Nothing’s sexier than that. | (Yes, this is false advertising.)”

“Play it for free! | What have you got to lose?! | (Note: A large percentage of Forumwarz players have lost their dignity. Play at your own risk.)”

Evil Trout edited this message on 01/13/2009 11:32AM

trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I AM ALSO BEING STALKED BY BROKEN male reproductive organES

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Quick effort in the same vein—hope it helps.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

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Sorry to be late to the party with these but I’ve been having a pretty messed up past week. If you like them that’s fine if not that’s cool too. I still have the PSD’s if you like them but need slight changes.

I have about 5 more that haven’t been completed but I intend on finishing in the next 2 days…like I said hectic week.

Ginji

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Ok, here I’ve one using one of the suggestions:

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I’ll be working on this and trying to get better. And accept suggestions too.

Ginji edited this message on 01/09/2009 2:26AM

Ginji

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Here’s another one:

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Shishu

Avatar: 108647 Mon Jan 19 17:41:07 -0500 2009
9

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

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I know it’s over the limit, but I’m not sure how to make it smaller, though I’m gonna see if I can make a more compact version.

And as far as a slogan goes, it’s already MapleStory’s, but “Because we can, and it’s free” describes Forumwarz pretty well.

Shishu edited this message on 01/10/2009 2:02PM

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Just made one with my 1337 photoshop (read: paint) skills.

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Yeah, it’s pretty bad, but it is my first one, so don’t be too rough on me.

*Hoping to get BP for the effort, atleast*

Shishu

Avatar: 108647 Mon Jan 19 17:41:07 -0500 2009
9

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Robok Posted:

Just made one with my 1337 photoshop (read: paint) skills.

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Yeah, it’s pretty bad, but it is my first one, so don’t be too rough on me.

*Hoping to get BP for the effort, atleast*

It’s nearly as big as mine, and the colors are still ****. No offense.

ElectrifiedN-
eon

Avatar: Code (Green)

[INCITEwhores]

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

If we post a flash ad, will it be considered? Also, can we make a commercial for youtube/other video sharing site?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

ElectrifiedNeon Posted:

If we post a flash ad, will it be considered? Also, can we make a commercial for youtube/other video sharing site?

I don’t have much experience with flash ads to be honest. What did you have in mind?

Making a commerical is cool but we can’t run it in campaigns so it’s less useful to us.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Just updated the winners. Note to all, please make sure your ads are within the size limits! A lot of these nice new ads aren’t Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Oh man I forgot all about this- are you still looking for ads?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Fingerz Posted:

Oh man I forgot all about this- are you still looking for ads?

For sure.

Shishu

Avatar: 108647 Mon Jan 19 17:41:07 -0500 2009
9

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

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The colors are ****, but I got down to 30kb….

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