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Gay WINDOWS EPIC FAILS

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Simply Stating the Obvious

An interesting example

NT’s native API are services that are core operating system services available to device drivers and user-mode applications. The Win32 subsystem relies heavily on this API, as do many Microsoft Windows NT Resource Kit utilities. There are over 200 system calls in NT’s native API and only 21 of them are dogreat timesented by Microsoft.

taken directly off of Microsoft’s own website…

and to make matters worse…they even publish an exploit on the same page…

When a key (or any other object with a name such as a named Event, Semaphore or Mutex) is created with such a name any applications using the Win32 API will be unable to open the name, even though they might seem to see it. The program below, RegHide, illustrates this point. It creates a key called “HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Sysinternals\Can’t touch me!\0” using the Native API, and inside this key it creates a value. Then the program pauses to give you an opportunity to see if you can view the value using any Registry editor you have handy (Regedit, Regedt32 or a third-party Registry editor). Because Regedit and Regedt32 (and likely an third party Registry editor) use the Win32 API, they will see the key listed as a child of Sysinternals, but when you try to open the key you’ll get an error. This is because the Registry editor will try to open “Can’t touch me!” without the trailing NULL (which is interpreted as the end of the string) and won’t find this name. After you’ve verified this exit the program and this special key will be deleted.

FAIL FAIL FAIL

taken from:

http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897446.aspx


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ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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was it really not obvious earlier?

windows epic fails at almost everything

(except maybe the xbox and the games for it)

ghax edited this message on 12/15/2008 10:45PM

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I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Linux fails considerably less. Also free photoshop.


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generichaxor Posted:

was it really not obvious earlier?

windows epic fails at almost everything

(except maybe the xbox and the games for it)

As I said before, “Stating the obvious”


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generichaxor Posted:

was it really not obvious earlier?

windows epic fails at almost everything

(except maybe the xbox and the games for it)

XBOX is way better when it’s illegally hacked to run a full media center that you can link to your computer and also play burned XBOX games.


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wat is that for, can u get free long distanse callz with taht??


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encryption

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import java.useless.FAIL;

import java.useless.Idiot;

public clbum Windows extends Microsoft

{

public static void epic()

{

Idiot BillGates = new Idiot();

FAIL WindowsXP = new FAIL(BillGates);

While (1==1)

WindowsXP.fail();

}

}


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LROSENBERG1996 Posted:

wat is that for, can u get free long distanse callz with taht??

No but you could screw someones computer real bad.


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JacksonKelly Posted:

XBOX is way better when it’s illegally hacked to run a full media center that you can link to your computer and also play burned XBOX games.

even without hacking

xbox beats windows by a long shot

(almost sad and ironic)


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import java.useless.*;

public clbum Windows extends Microsoft

{

public static void epic()

{

Idiot BillGates = new Idiot();

BillGates.include(Microsoft.programmers); // he has help

FAIL WindowsVista = new FAIL(BillGates);

Mac MacOSX = new Mac(works, true, wins, true);

WindowsVista = MacOSX;

While (true)

WindowsVista.fail();

}

}


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um.

How does this issue even merit discussion? Windows failing is about as old as computers running it.

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Neona Posted:

um.

How does this issue even merit discussion? Windows failing is about as old as computers running it.

encryption found a specific example to back it up

and wished to inform us


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Neona Posted:

um.

How does this issue even merit discussion? Windows failing is about as old as computers running it.

As i said before, “Stating the obvious”

Thank you for stating the obvious about stating the obvious


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encryption Posted:

As i said before, “Stating the obvious”

Thank you for stating the obvious about stating the obvious

People were still posting.

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