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Shock Petition to Fix bumholes

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Right now, if two people are tied with max scoops, the player whose name comes first in the alphabet will be the target for bumhole cards. This is annoying if you are tied with someone else and you wan’t to use bumhole, but you can’t. So why not let people pick the target when there are ties?

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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Or let Random() pick it.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

or kill 3 scoops of each?

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

It should kill 6 of each…it would make it more risky to stay tied. It could really screw up some people trying to tie for medals. Log in to see images!

ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

CaptainDDL Posted:

It should kill 6 of each…it would make it more risky to stay tied. It could really screw up some people trying to tie for medals. Log in to see images!

sounds goodLog in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

actually

that sounds pretty good

i like the 6 each idea

(no problems with fractional scoops)

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

What if one has a shield and the other doesn’t?

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sneaky27 Posted:

What if one has a shield and the other doesn’t?

I don’t think there is an answer to that

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Easy Fix: In case of max scoop ties, give you an option of choosing who you want to shoot the bumhole at.

1 bumhole attacking 2 people at once is dumb, period.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

If your bumhole is broken get some wet towles!

Um, make it hit both? Double kill!

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

In an unrelated story, I will be changing all of my Alts names to ZZZZZ_(Insert Original Name Here)

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Mjolnir Posted:

In an unrelated story, I will be changing all of my Alts names to ZZZZZ_(Insert Original Name Here)

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Czarnian bum-
bumin

Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
9

[Bigguyinblack Fan -
Club
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

encryption Posted:

?????

Seriously?

Okay.

If the player with the name that comes last alphabetically is the least likely to be targeted by bumholes in a tie situation, then that player has a very minor advantage in Domination.

Very Minor.

Just like Mjolnir’s joke.

Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

Everybody should be available to get bumhole’d.


If the target has less than 6 then all their scoops are simply gone.


The “bumhole the leader” strategy and methods are obsolete, time to broaden the scope.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

what if bumhole had a random chance of picking anyone in the lead for max/fave/minimum?

as a bonus, this makes the bumhole card emphasis on bumholery for the sake of bumholery, and reduces the “vendetta factor” so to speak (which can still be filled with scoop-inefficient shotguns/destroyers)

edit: on second thought, that would reduce the strategic quality of bumhole, so i guess a compromise would be to pick between the leaders.

Bigandtasty edited this message on 12/30/2008 5:37AM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

The bumhole card is fine.

If you don’t want to be tied with someone then use a shotgun or similar targeted cards.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i made a thread a while back about bumholes only taking 6 scoops, i think it was a terrible nerf.

4 scoops just so i can get rid of 2 extra scoops over the cost, off of the leader?

man, i hit one huy with so many bumholes and it barely fazed em.

bumholes are far too weak, i said it before and i’ll say it again.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 12/30/2008 5:42AM

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i made a thread a while back about bumholes only taking 6 scoops, i think it was a terrible nerf.

4 scoops just so i can get rid of 2 extra scoops over the cost, off of the leader?

man, i hit one huy with so many bumholes and it barely fazed em.

bumholes are far too weak, i said it before and i’ll say it again.

and guess what? only the top dommers will disagree, because anything that lessens their little chokehold on medals and gives others more of a chance, they are against.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

and guess what? only the top dommers will disagree, because anything that lessens their little chokehold on medals and gives others more of a chance, they are against.

Most “top dommers” want the bumholes raised back to 10 scoops.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

was Posted:

Most “top dommers” want the bumholes raised back to 10 scoops.

that sure wasnt the case when i made a thread about it

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