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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Just look at what a crappy thread this is. There’s nothing interesting, nor humorous, nor entertaining about it. Where other threads excel amongst their peers — providing the user with well thought-out submitted content and meaningful exchanges between posters — this thread falls flat by comparison.

In essence gentlemen, it simply does not deliver. Were one to conduct an in depth analysis as to the sum of it’s components, I predict in all confidence these studies would conclude a comprisal of 100% FAIL. Thereby (most astonishingly) entailing a substance of raw FAIL in it’s purest, most undiluted form; i.e. a thread veritably full of FAIL. Bluntly stated, we’re talking about an amount of FAIL that would simply not be done justice were it described as anything less than EPIC.

Case in point: Surely by now you have noticed the complete lack of mammary glands this thread has to offer. Yet, it’s occupants thus far have made an an adamant and belligerent stance in their refusal to GTFO. Indeed, this will not suffice.

Furthermore, this thread was posted on a Sunday. This established — there is not one sun picture amongst it’s posts!

I need not inform you it is quite clearly and irrefutably TL;DR.

My fellow colleagues, I provided you only three small examples as to the nature of the FAIL stated; I shudder to think of the untold numbers that might be perpetually cataloged were one to take upon themselves so great an endeavor. I mean dude. Srsly.


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

I disagree. I think this thread is quite good. I found it entertaining.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Thanks man!


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MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sure thing, ban this thread.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

I support this petition


Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire


Avatar: 41830 Tue May 26 00:10:03 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

Also ban the poster that made this thread

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I find this thread to be an attempt at sarcasm that misses the mark and becomes truth. An artistic statement inspired by rejection? Or simply an outpouring of emotions by that kid who got beaten up a lot? By drawing our attention to his bitterness, Celerysteve has allowed us a glimpse into our own hatred, as our loathing for him reaches a new zenith.

Simple yet complex, subverting his honest feelings into something more than the sum of their parts, Celerysteve shows that he has no understanding of either sarcasm or emotional outbursts on the internet.

Overall, I give it a -1.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
63

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

I dumpvot’d.


Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I’m ****faced

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

King Krimson Posted:

I find this thread to be an attempt at sarcasm that misses the mark and becomes truth. An artistic statement inspired by rejection? Or simply an outpouring of emotions by that kid who got beaten up a lot? By drawing our attention to his bitterness, Celerysteve has allowed us a glimpse into our own hatred, as our loathing for him reaches a new zenith.

Simple yet complex, subverting his honest feelings into something more than the sum of their parts, Celerysteve shows that he has no understanding of either sarcasm or emotional outbursts on the internet.

Overall, I give it a -1.

You’re just another disposable dirtbag poster like all the rest, but at least you’re a pseudo-intellectual dirtbag poster.

Overall, I don’t give a ****.


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Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

good thread please move’d to

CoS


҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

Join And Win +12 internetz and a free cookie tub me for invite

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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Posted:

Also ban the poster that made this thread


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Petition to bump.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Pretty good thread imo


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

bumping ****ty topic to bump ****ty topic from list


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

zhaozhou

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Signed.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

zhaozhou Posted:

Signed.

I will need a co-signer due to your poor credit rating.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ.

Haunter

Avatar: 115234 Sat Jan 10 20:01:32 -0500 2009

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Posted:

Also ban the poster that made this thread

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ


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