the artist is already an eMO/troll/pervert/activist/furry has been addressed. although I still, believe Internet artists take on that similar slightly elitist slightly insane personality!

The reason I suggested the pervert is because people love the furry idea without considering how few attacks there would be involved. Thus the pervert is a furry, and a pedophile, and a Rule34 guy all rolled into one.

The artist would be an arrogant person, slightly elitist and slightly insane. The activist woule also be elitist and insane, but not so much arrogant as obsessive over his personal issues.

Artiste.

Fanboy.

Issues.

Net Rat.

I like it. And if not as it’s own clbum then maybe an addition to your current one.

wait. that’s it. sub/secondary clbumes. at like level 30/40/whatever (so for ep 3) you should get to choose a new clbum. choices depend on your current clbum and let you specialize further. ripped from other rpgs, but whatever more ability tree variation is nice….

also, how about Moralfabulous person (/etc) as a clbum? just a random idea.

The Suspender Posted:

Also, furry:

Furry would’nt work as I can think of maybe three furry attacks. Thus I suggest that furriness be only one attack branch of the Pervert.

I’m providing attack descriptions akin to item descriptions in order to remove ambiguity. Also, I’m basically a TL;DR poster.

Furry:

Secondary: Spooge

Starter Pack: Chasing Tail™

BAAAWWWWW tree:

Cry Art Thief: You put hours and hours of loving MS Paint work into your [s]pictures of Tails raping Pikachu[s] art, so how dare people take it and spread it around on FORUMS!

Denial: It’s not about sex! Not all furries are perverts! Furries are hated because of who they are, not because of the ****storms they create! (Ok, yes, it’s a huge pack of lies, but you’ve gotta keep believing them or you’re going to have to kill yourself out of embarrbumment).

Convert: You’ve got a good thing going here; it’s not keeping you from getting laid anymore than your body-odor was before (as long as you like ugly gay men, anyway), although the porn is drawn like **** (but at least there’s a lot of it). Why not round up some new blood in the hopes that you can find somebody more attractive to turn you down for “yiffing”.

Defend Indefensible: How dare they attack your fellow fur? I don’t care if he “yiffs” the neighbor’s dog every night, there’s NO way to justify attacking somebody who’s a furry!

Fursecution: What? They haven’t considered you a valuable member of their community? They haven’t been “pawing-off” to the male-pregnancy/castration art you’ve been putting up? Obviously, this means they are an ANTI-FURRY HATE GROUP! Time to call in MORE FURS!

Pawing-Off Tree:

”Stolen” Porn: Hot stuff you snagged off of some fur’s website. Sure, they get ****y over it, but art needs to be FREE!

Fursuit: Pictures of people in sexy animal costumes… Mmm… Mickey Mouse…

”Reference” Pics: Ok, so few furs have any clue what animal anatomy actually looks like, and most of the ones who do think it’s too disgusting and keep using human parts anyway. But, in case anybody out there shares your love of badly-drawn dog male reproductive organ, you need as many people as possible to see pics to help their accuracy. (Animal mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, balls, and vag.)

Diaperfur Cubs: So what if they’re all three-and-under? They’re not REAL people, so that makes it ok!

Doug Winger: (I can’t really describe this, so have a link. Completely and totally NSFW -> http://furnication.bloobunni.com/ He might agree to let you use his ****, and that would be hilarious.)

Alternative/Hard: The truth is that, like all furries, you’re only in the fandom because you have some fetish that’s so extreme that you need people to tell you that it’s not a sign of serious mental illness, and to rush to your defense if word ever gets out. It’s probably a combination of cannibalism, torture, murder, kidnapping, and some more disturbing things, but that doesn’t matter. These people have been hounding you too much and you need to get them to back off a bit, so it’s time to reveal your TRUE fetishes!

Mechanic:

Furries are a low-defense/variable-offense cycle-heavy clbum that makes use of special abilities to increase their combat effectiveness.

To that end they have Fursecution, which ‘calls in another furry’ for a DoT effect with a strength that’s a function of their Charisma.

The Pawing-Off tree abilities are all image-based attacks, and they basically all heal an ammount of ego proportional to the pwnage they do, with the possible exception of Doug Winger which could instead consume a percentage of the player’s Ego to do damage and restore some Spooge, and Alternative/Hard which causes the thread to take as much damage as it deals for a number of rounds.

The BAAAWWWWW tree has long refreshes (4+), but is very powerful. The “Pawing-Off” tree is all 1-2 refresh abilities that do little damage.

Equipment:

Yiffing: Various kinds of sex toys. If FW ever gets one of those ****ty pet things going on, then Furries equip pets in a second Yiffing slot.

Folios: A ****ty collection of ****tier art that they paid money for.

Fursuits: Ep2 equipment.

Glbumes: Furries can wear glbumes they buy at the Ppwn Shoppe.

Summary:

Three attacks? Bull****. Also, I’ve provided a crude game mechanic, equipment types, skill trees, etc… You need MORE detail if you want your idea to be considered.

While pervert doesn’t focus so much on WHAT gets the character horny as that the character is horny. And the various odd and typically sfw things that get the character horny.

The Suspender Posted:

The problem is that I doubt that that could be sfw.

This is coming from a guy who’s avatar is a ****ty animated blowjob?

Anyway, the solution is careful image selection, with censorship as a fallback. The images don’t actually have to be explicit to get the point across.

Largehardoncollider Posted:

His avatar is relevant to forumwarz, type fail into sentrillion.

That kinda strengthens my point.

Father Wendigo Posted:

Also, an idea for bitter fanboy clbum consumables: onetime use DRM media.

Saying fanboy is an internet archetype is like saying teachers are a race of people. Furries are incapable of pwning things. On the internet everybody is a pervert in one way or another.

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