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Business Ideas for new E-Peens

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Ok it’s painfully apparent that most people seem to like playing the game in order to collect the occasional e-peen. However what do you do when you’ve done all the job board, sentrillion, interative peens on your alts? You could play domination but it might also be good to create some new challenges for people to do. So here are some suggestions.

2 Moar Spider peens: Based on the job board peens, I’d suggest adding another peen at 220 .moar files completed and a final one at 2200 moar files completed. If you want these ones fast you’ll just grind HSB and get 6-8 Andy male reproductive organ’s each visit. With this strategy the middle level one will likely take 30+ visits to HSB and the top one will take 300 visits. I’d also suggest adding in a bonus prize of an upgraded spider at the middle and top level- 2 fragments per thread on the middle one and 3 fragments per thread on the top one. This gives people an incentive to take a few weeks off and work on these peens.

The Grind 2.0 and 3.0 : Given for 500 and 1000 forums visited (rather than pwned just like the Grind) this would reward people who’ve had the patience to stick around and continue to play the game. Both are highly doable goals unlike the current reward for topping the forums pwned leaderboard.

Finally I suggest making a new variation of domination based on scoops earned by the klan during a season to replace the largely defunct klan peen system. Here’s how it would work.

Each week compute the total number of scoops won by a klan member and divide by 10 (or some other number). This is the base of how many points the klan gets that week.

So for instance lets bumume that BoD gets 10000 scoops in a week. They recieve 1000 klan points. Brainfreeze might earn 13000 netting them 1300 points, really big klans like ED and 7VD might earn 30000 netting them 3000 points.

Each card played against a member of your klan (even a peeping tom to spy on your card totals) subtracts 1 from your points earned in a given week.

So BoD might be really hated this week and get 400 cards played against them bringing their total down to 600 points earned, Brainfreeze alts also feel the wrath and get hammered by 600 cards bringing them down to 700 points. 7VD gets hammered and gets 1000 cards played against them bringing their total down to 2000 points

I’d not make any sort of card system for the klan points just make it a steady count. At the end of the domination season, the top 3, 5 or maybe even 10 klans would earn a klan peen signifying thier accomplishments.

So continuing our examples from before, BoD might earn 15,000 points over the season, Brainfreeze might earn 20,000 and 7VD with their 24/7/365 raids might earn 45,000 points. Other klans would be in an among those totals.

Of course this is totally based on wild guesses as to the number of scoops earned in a given week and now many cards are typically played, you might need to adjust the formula accordingly.

Finally I’d even suggest that they could incorporate a system where notable events (positive and negative) for a klan will influence the totals. So say a klan member earns a peen +5 points. Say a klan member gets banned -50 points. I’m not entirely sold on this feature but considered it might be a doable option.

Quickjumpy

Avatar: Turtle Head
3

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Good ideas, upgraded versions of it yay!

Also the Domination stuff would be intresting… Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I agree klans need more competitive epeen.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Yeah, as I already mentioned somewhere, you really need to add E-Peen that are not relying on the leaderboard. I really like The Grind v2/v3, and there are various other possible E-Peen to reward active and good players.

I also like your klan scoop idea, eventhough I think that it might need some smaller adjustments.

Father Wendi-
go

Avatar: harblgar
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m still waiting for a ‘peen reward for hoarding junk items. You could have one for sheer quantity of one item and one for number of individual unique items!

Also, perhaps one for having gambled for over one million flezz.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Vuron Posted:

2 Moar Spider peens: Based on the job board peens, I’d suggest adding another peen at 220 .moar files completed and a final one at 2200 moar files completed. If you want these ones fast you’ll just grind HSB and get 6-8 Andy male reproductive organ’s each visit. With this strategy the middle level one will likely take 30+ visits to HSB and the top one will take 300 visits. I’d also suggest adding in a bonus prize of an upgraded spider at the middle and top level- 2 fragments per thread on the middle one and 3 fragments per thread on the top one. This gives people an incentive to take a few weeks off and work on these peens.

The Grind 2.0 and 3.0 : Given for 500 and 1000 forums visited (rather than pwned just like the Grind) this would reward people who’ve had the patience to stick around and continue to play the game. Both are highly doable goals unlike the current reward for topping the forums pwned leaderboard.

signed

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

These are excellent suggestions. I think the .moar file ones are cool even if a trading system is put into place that would allow players to trade or purchase the pieces that would get them the peens.

I’ll have to think about it and see if I can add a few ideas later.

nevkick

Avatar: 16052 Thu Dec 04 03:36:13 -0500 2008
32

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Supports nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love.

I love the ideas about clan competitiveness. I think after a few weeks of experimentation ET and Co. could come up with a system that works.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

EVerything signed

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I love the idea of more sequential peens, but I’d rather not see them capped. For example, forums pwned 500, 1000, 2000, 4000, etc.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Think these sequential E-Peens should be made like ET made on streak E-Peens: make E-Peens until a number that’s currently impossible to achieve atm and make more later.

That being said, I /sign heartily to this.

Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

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Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I love the idea of more sequential peens, but I’d rather not see them capped. For example, forums pwned 500, 1000, 2000, 4000, etc.

Fair Enough, it should just be a matter of reusing code and making a e-peen picture I’d think.

I’d be tempted to put a limit on the spider and job board peens simply because they completely take characters out of the running who are working on them.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

I definitely like the idea of the additional milestone spider peens, and I would also like to suggest one (or more) for bumembling unique .moar files, which would be much more fun to grind for than the ones for bumembling thousands of low-level 2 part .moars.

A peen for bumembling 100 unique .moar files would be excellent.

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Anything that offers me more peen gets signed, because I’m a filthy peenwhore.

But even aside from that, they’re good ideas, and make perfect sense considering that the grind etc. were before ep2 came out. The peen must move with the times!

Guy Snortoco-
cci

Avatar: 83064 2015-09-19 20:51:48 -0400
12

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 30 Re-Re

Tune in to male reproductive organs 69!

Dunce Cap- This player reached level 35 as a Re-re

Infinoob- This player beat Episode Two as a Re-re

I know a while back people were sick of peens for Re-re’s. But now, it’s so rare to see a high level Re-re anymore because it’s really hard to level them up! Seems like it could be worth something? ET told me that Re-re’s and Permanoobs are the ‘same thing’. If you’ve played through Ep. 2 with BOTH these clbumes, you KNOW that is not true lol.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Vuron Posted:

2 Moar Spider peens: Based on the job board peens, I’d suggest adding another peen at 220 .moar files completed and a final one at 2200 moar files completed.

Excellent suggestions though I think it would be better to get the Spider peens for different moar files completed, say for 25, 50, 100 and 200 different files.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Ideas for new E-Peens

Long thread

Seriously I don’t give a **** about e-peens because there are way more important things than those to be dealt with

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Peen for picking a number in guess your number… and then picking a number that GB ruled out that isn’t the number itself.

Tresxae

Avatar: Emo Girl
21

[Emo Hell]

Level 51 Emo Kid

“Razor Ramon”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I love the idea of more sequential peens, but I’d rather not see them capped. For example, forums pwned 500, 1000, 2000, 4000, etc.

I’d rather this be every 200 forums pwned, 200, 400, 600, etc. That’s 7 weeks and day of turns to get the next one, while the forums pwned in a row has a new one available every 4 weeks. The leap from 2000 to 4000 is 500 days of turns. That’s a long time between epeens.

Also Forumbuildr peens for getting buildr scores of 5, 10, 20, etc.

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