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Poll Why did you pick the clbum you did?

J3n0v4

Avatar: harblgar
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I am a troll. I’m a card carrying member of the Spelling Police, Grammar Nazis and Punctuation… Guys. I can’t help ripping on n00bs and stuff.

Also on people who cry like babies because they wish the statute of limitations on spoilers extended till just after THEY get off their fat bumes to view whatever it is that’s holding the rest of us back from talking about it.

PROGRESS MUST BE MADE IN INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATION AND I RESENT YOU JACKbumES FOR HOLDING ME BACK. STOP PENALIZING ME FOR BEING SMARTER THAN YOU. CRY SOME MORE. GET OVER IT.

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PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Because I would laugh hardest at jokes mocking camwhores.

Though the pink really gets on my nerves. Suppose that’s what I get for not being a girly girl.

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Because they lack a Furry clbum and no male camwhore clbum. So emo fabulous person defantly works, being a whiney little **** can be fun.

funkytowel

Avatar: Rocker Chick
9

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Yeah the pink can get annoying….It would be nice if you could buy new layouts with browine pointsLog in to see images!

Scyld

Avatar: Crying Painting

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Because the Troll clbum is too obvious, the pinky Camwhore clbum is too one-dimensional, and the Emo Kids you encounter on actual forums are much more annoying and obvious than the other two types of “flamers.” Plus, I do indulge in self-deprecation to some degree in real life…

smoovemooth

Avatar: Boobs

[b-tarded]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

mammary glands, dude. mammary glands.

Gather ‘round, children, and Unka Smoove’ll tell you a story: Once upon a time, the raging furnace in the middle layers of the earth’s core was about to go out. This would’ve been BAD, since the Earth would lose it’s magnetic field and we’d have no protection from cosmic rays, forcing all people and animals to wear tinfoil hats 24-7. Ancient Chinese alchemists discovered this, but despaired because they didn’t know what tinfoil was yet.

Luckily another ancient Chinese alchemist discovered that the Earth’s core rotation could also be powered through looking at boobie pictures (through the poorly understood Pornogeodynamo Effect). So to save the world and all the lil’ critters on it, the Ancient Chinese invented erotica. Then they took the next logical step and invented toilet tissue, although that wasn’t what it was for originally. And the Earth was saved, and all people upon it laughed and danced in joy. Except the Germans, who are physically incapable of smiling.

So. By playing a Camwhore and posting ****loads of tata pics, I am in my own small way helping the continued existence of all life on this planet, and I suggest everyone do the same (Shame on you, selfish Trolls).

Urmean15

Avatar: 2020 Fri Feb 27 17:24:14 -0500 2009

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

THEY SEE ME TROLLIN’

THEY HATIN’

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Cause “that’s hot”.

DrKirre

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Process of elimination.

‘Do I like to post naked pictures of myself? Feck no.’

‘Am I emo? No, I know how to smile.’

‘I DO occbumionally enjoy teasing people…’

And lo, a troll was born.

ngtank

Avatar: Tight Skirt

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

SkinTicket Posted:

Because I want mammary glands and a woman's genitals Log in to see images!

Cuddles_lord-
_of_unholy_f-
ury

Avatar: Boobs

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

SkinTicket Posted:

Because I want mammary glands and a woman's genitals Log in to see images!

Och aye.Log in to see images!

ngtank

Avatar: Tight Skirt

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Cuddles_lord_of_unholy_fury Posted:

Och aye.Log in to see images!

ttyl (im actullay a grammer nazi, not a spelling nazi tho)

DillyDilly

Avatar: Smiling Woman

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

HAY GUYZ WOT IZ DIS CLbum I JUS START GAME AND I GOT 2 PIC A CHARACTER HE IS A RERE I LIEK HIM CAUSE HE IS FUNY AN I FEEL LIEK I HAF A LOTS IN COMMON WITH HI I TINK IT IS FUNEE 2 STIK STUF UP MA NOSE 2Log in to see images!

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