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Poll Why did you pick the clbum you did?

delta1238

Avatar: Toilet 2

[Facepunch]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Ascii attacks.

‘nuff said. And I’m more of a pbumive, defensive person. (I like turtling in RTS games)

Creepy McChe-
ese

Avatar: Rocker Chick

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

if i really had awesome cleavage, i’d totally be a camgirl. hell, i’d probably do great times porn for free. so camwhore it was.

ninJa_buM_427

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

SkinTicket Posted:

Because I want mammary glands and a woman's genitals Log in to see images!

End of thread.Log in to see images!

GHNeko

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

[Gyrus Hex Online]

Level 22 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

I liked the picture of the emo kid at the clbum selection screen.

And I enjoy the avatar I picked.

Plus the style of play interested me, and worked out for how I play.

Makai Rythem

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You have to admit, it’s the trolls that have the most fun. And I’ve seen way too many emo kids in some of my other hangouts, so I was sick of them by then.

But after being pwned by a level 1 forum, I fel that I’m gonna have to buy a camwhore in the future…

UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

I’m an IRL troll.

Cyberface207

Avatar: Blood Cells
2

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I wanted to play as one of those oversensitive whiners who flies into a berserker rage whenever anything raises his ire on or offline. Emo kid seemed like the closest choice.

Father John

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

The avatar seemed absolutely perfect for my name. I also figured trolls would have the funnier attack messages. I just can’t see a camwhore taking down a forum. Though I am tempted to make one…

Father John edited this message on 03/03/2008 10:52AM

Kaffe

Avatar: Turtle Head
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Because I couldn’t find the clbum “Pretentious All-Knowing Bastard”. Troll was the closest one, though not close at all.

RoboTek

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Because it seemed like the weakest clbum.

Nissyenia

Avatar: Rocker Chick
5

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

billybobfred Posted:

Because I’ve never seen a male camwhore, and douchebaggery isn’t one of my most prominent traits.

Because male camwhores hide the fact that they’re male. I can’t imagine why…..

el_BLAZE Posted:

But mostly, wanted to be what my gender is stereotyped as online. I wanted to step into the CAMWHORE world. Log in to see images!

Amen to that.

Cherrypie

Avatar: Bacteria
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Gamewise, because trolls tank — I like watching the poor posters plinking at my mbumive ego-protecting armor of badbumness. Even if I’m a bit far from getting to that point.

Conceptually, because trolls are crude, brute force at its finest. You can smile at panty-flashing and laugh at wirst-slashes, but can you do the same at raw spamming?

If I make a secondary chara someday, will probably be a camwhore tho. After I started I saw they sounded like interesting warfare, without the emo’s need to run so low on ego to be optimal.

PenFifteen

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

LAWL THE GUY WHO POSYED AbOVe ME LiKES BALLS!! LOL!!!

Because i can get away with typing **** like that.

Chubbs Malone

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 3 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

The boy on the choice page is cute. And I have mammary glands, so if I need to see mammary glands, I just look down.

rodya

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

kuyariel Posted:

I just prefer looking at mammary glands while I play.

Same.

Also I figured a troll’s abilities were going to include posting the pains and honestly that makes me sick to my stomach. And I can’t even laugh at emo kids, I don’t think it would be fun to play as one. Too annoying.

MuttonTime

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Only internet trolls get the Ron Paul avatar. That, I feel, is an essential part of the Forum Warz experience.

Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

mostly on a whim. also kind of seemed like the starter clbum. But now I’m kind of wanting to try emo.

Muffkin

Avatar: Spider Illustration
3

[Noblesse Oblige]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I hate camwhores and guessed troll would be the most popular clbum. Would like to try a troll though…

Legolas

Avatar: Crying Statue
4

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Because these wounds, they will not heal. Log in to see images!

Also I like the Emo Kid combat mechanic. Although balancing is something else entirely…

poryon2

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
1

[Facepunch]

Level 12 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I found out about this on Facepunch, and teh Facepunch klan had mainly trolls, so I decided to be a camwhore.

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