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Evil Trout OH **** I JUST LOST $99

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Mental note: In the future, do not send harsh criticism to someone unless you know they’re not judging a contest you hope to win.

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Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Hmm

I can’t tell.

Do I lol? BUT OF COURSE

AHAHAHA TROUT GOT PWNED IN OVER A GAME ABOUT INTERNET PWNING.


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

lol, i dont belive et belives that coment is really from a judge.
it was me dumb bum

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

No big deal

Someone needs to learn a bit about patience.

Let’s forget the fact that we run 60 to 70 stories a day or that Evil Trout just emailed me about his game this weekend, or that I have a fundraiser I’m in the middle of putting together.

I’ve also been a little busy playing the games he links to as a judge for the IGF.

Next time, maybe read the site, do a search for IGF, before deciding you’re being ignored.

The dude sounds like an elitist wanker anyway, you don’t want his dirty money.

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

Still, money is money.


For the lulz

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

This is true

Go date some other competition and make him jealous. Then he will buy you a Porsche to win you over.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

Avatar: 70410 Tue Mar 31 18:27:10 -0400 2009
4

[The Airship]

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

Angry hobo Posted:

lol, i dont belive et belives that coment is really from a judge.
it was me dumb bum


If that really was you. You deserve a peen and the right to mock ET for all time.

 

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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

**** on the 100 bucks, if a review could bring Trout many new players worth much more


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Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I’m eventually going to write a Forumwarz review for the Australian gaming site I contribute to occasionally.

There will be an influx of Drunken, violent, sexist and derogatory Australian gamers wishing to start fights and stamp out fabulous personry.

It will be awesome.

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

Will they be racist?


For the lulz

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Did you hear about the cronulla riots? They are as racist as they come.

Its like all the southern states of the US rolled into one.

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

Awesome!


For the lulz

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

No, it’s definitely him. We’re now emailing back and forth.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

It’d probably be a better PR move to not send harsh criticism, contest or no. It’s unusual that any place will be, “THAT KID’S GOT SPUNK” and immediately give you a glowing review.

It probably would’ve been best to just stay quiet. They’re busy and complaining about their inattention isn’t going to endear you to them.

The major thing, though, is that now if they do review FWZ it’ll probably be harsher than it would have been. Especially because you posted the letter on your blog. It makes you seem petty.

Now, I’m never studied PR, but I’ve studied journalism and both are under the category of Communications. So I’m basically a trained public relations impressario. $250 a month, we can make sure this never happens again.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

PhineasPoe Posted:

It’d probably be a better PR move to not send harsh criticism, contest or no. It’s unusual that any place will be, “THAT KID’S GOT SPUNK” and immediately give you a glowing review.

It probably would’ve been best to just stay quiet. They’re busy and complaining about their inattention isn’t going to endear you to them.

The major thing, though, is that now if they do review FWZ it’ll probably be harsher than it would have been. Especially because you posted the letter on your blog. It makes you seem petty.

Now, I’m never studied PR, but I’ve studied journalism and both are under the category of Communications. So I’m basically a trained public relations impressario. $250 a month, we can make sure this never happens again.

Well I figured getting a mention, good or bad, would be better than never being mentioned at all.

Maybe that’s wrong?

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Evil Trout Posted:

Well I figured getting a mention, good or bad, would be better than never being mentioned at all.

Maybe that’s wrong?

Not wrong at all. Even a review talking badly about the site is sure to draw people in to see what it is being talked about and from there they can make their own decisions on whether to play or not.


“Valar Morghulis.” ~Jaqen H’ghar

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Bloody Seren-
ade

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10

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Evil Trout Posted:

Well I figured getting a mention, good or bad, would be better than never being mentioned at all.

Maybe that’s wrong?

Nah, no such thing as bad publicity, amirite?


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BirdReynods

Avatar: 41906 Mon Dec 08 21:36:48 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Since we already with the current active users experience regular lag when visiting forums, are you sure that your server can handle “the kotaku effect”?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Y’know what your best marketing tools would be?

1) Write a bot to crawl the web looking for forums and blogs which, when finding them, posts “Great site! Now check out ours! A great game at www.forumwarz.com !”

2) Send an e-mail to every registered user on the site with the above content, and which, when opened, raids their contact list and sends itself to everyone on the contact site.

Yeah. Those would be great marketing tools.


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