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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Deific Blunder Posted:

Obtain a flare gun.

Eat as large a meal of baked beans and metamucil/laxative as you can.

Hold it.

Put on a pair of shorts.

Go to a local elementary school as kids are coming or going.

Shoot yourself in the face with the flare gun.

Release your bowels voluntarily(or not) as phosphorus eats the flesh in your face.

Permanently scar children and cause waves of sickness with mingling stench of feces and human flesh.

Become Legend.

ok i did that except i missed with the flare gun then some fukin bear or some **** came running on two legs out of the forest screaming about forest fires or some wierd **** like that


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Kilroy Posted:

i did that except i missed with the flare gun then some fukin bear or some **** came running on two legs out of the forest screaming about forest fires or some wierd **** like that

Lies. Post pics or it didn’t happen.


“Valar Morghulis.” ~Jaqen H’ghar

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

learn to be happy without your possessions you consumerist pig


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

by the way, in bop’s emporium of good posts using the phrase ‘do a barrel roll’ would result in an autoban.


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shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Patch The Darknut Posted:

It’s pathetic that you’d ruin a good opportunity for a ‘An hero’ joke. At least Bill Murray got it for us.

Barrel Roll is better. Get over it. [/conversation]


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BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

shrtcat Posted:

DO A BARREL ROLL.

You fail at online life.

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

shrtcat Posted:

Barrel Roll is better. Get over it. [/conversation]

Barrel roll is old and unfunny. Just like you.

Except you’re not old, even if you want to be. Log in to see images!


I ****ing love Tylenol

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Barrel roll is funny. Shrtcat just can’t use it.

MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

DO A RICK ROLL.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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Olaf the hobo

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

[The Airship]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

stare at it. its the only good thing you can do.Log in to see images!


i do this **** for no reason. also give me bp for ep.2 :3

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

BlankTH Posted:

Barrel roll is funny. Shrtcat just can’t use it.

The point still stands, Patch is wrong.Log in to see images!

I agree with you that I fail at life in general, not just online life. *sigh* lol Np wait, I’m actually quite successful irl.

But the guys who said it after are even more fail for repeating it.

MikePattonFanboi Posted:

DO A RICK ROLL.

Now hat just fails hard.

shrtcat edited this message on 12/09/2008 7:54PM

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ArtificialFl-
avour

Avatar: Sad Face
5

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

I like hats.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

join 7VD

Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

NOTHING SADDER THAN WATCHING A ****TY THREAD TURN INTO A REALLY ****TY THREAD


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

shrtcat Posted:

Now hat just fails hard.

I know, just like this thread fails hard and lands on bum. Thus the RICK ROLL suggestion, to bring it to rock bottom.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

MikePattonFanboi Posted:

know, just like this thread fails hard and lands on bum. Thus the RICK ROLL suggestion, to bring it to rock bottom.

lol I said hat.


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