Medea: ...he was on that movie where he tries to always ride a moped or motercycle and wears a fake mustache

Medea: haha this song is funny

ambbumador: Ihave no idea toots, they all look the same to me, I’m old I don’t recognize pop culture heroes anymore

ambbumador: I’m too busy wrapped up in my own nonsense

Medea: the movie was out a year or so ago

ambbumador: and trying to un**** the world

ambbumador: while getting some hot earth action for myself on the side (she’s a ****)

Medea: lol

Medea: i see

ambbumador: not that that’s a bad thing

ambbumador: ****s serve a very important role in society

ambbumador: while naked

ambbumador: and really

ambbumador: where would society be without earth?

ambbumador: hence being a **** means you care about the environment

ambbumador: and if you aren’t you might as well stop faking

ambbumador: cuz we all know you asked santa for a puppy chipper for christmas

ambbumador: this has been another moment in logic with AKK

Medea: a puppy chipper?

ambbumador: like a wood chipper

ambbumador: but for puppies

Medea: oh i see

ambbumador: you understand the logic though

ambbumador: now I can indoctrinate you into my cult

Medea: FINALLY

ambbumador: i’ll need some blood urine and stool samples

Medea: kk

ambbumador: how will you be paying by cash or soul?

ambbumador: pardon that’s a clerical error

ambbumador: souls*

Medea: 100 souls

ambbumador: we no longer accept a single soul as payment because most of the ones we got in trade were kinda crappy, plus people were equating it to some gay satanic ****.

ambbumador: alright, 100 souls buys you the gold deluxe package but you can always upgrade to PLATTINUM EXTREME MEMBERSHIP

ambbumador: it has extra molecules

ambbumador: alright then, we’ll settle on the Gold Deluxe edition for now, but if you ever decide to upgrade don’t be affraid to call me, I’m Lisa, and I’m glad to help with any of your customer service needs

Medea: thank u lisa

ambbumador: Gold Deluxe edition gives you the right to be roofied as a sign of consent by all cult members

ambbumador: and it includes free brain removal

ambbumador: with every carl wash

Medea: but i want muh bwain

ambbumador: that’s just what you have available right away

Medea: oh ok

ambbumador: your account earns bonus points every time you use it.

Medea: yay

ambbumador: would you like to spin the wheel?

ambbumador: DO IT!

Medea: *spins*

ambbumador: *good job*

Medea: thanks

ambbumador: you win.

Medea: i know

ambbumador: now go stand in line

Medea: =(

Medea: damn

ambbumador: it’s a fun line!

ambbumador: the best kind!

ambbumador: processing your application should be done within 3-5 business days, if it takes longer you can call our toll free number that provides automated service that lets you know for sure that you’re indeed in the special hell

ambbumador: by the time that’s sorted out you’ll die from starvation and enjoy in line

ambbumador: and you’ll never know how awesome this cult was

ambbumador: but if after you die

ambbumador: you are indeed accepted

ambbumador: you’ll be put on our honorary historic members wall

Medea: shweeeet

ambbumador: you get an unflattering photo shopped to make it look like you were standing right next to the cult leader!

ambbumador: and everyone will remember you as a valiant member who gave their life for the cause

ambbumador: as well as their savings

Medea: wow i’m so cool

ambbumador: you are!

ambbumador: you’re a winner!

Medea: OH MY GOD

Medea: *fans self*

ambbumador: I know it’s a lot to get used to

ambbumador: but now you’re one of the popular people

ambbumador: isn’t that cool?

Medea: it sure is

ambbumador: just hold still for a minute

ambbumador: you won’t notice a thing =)

Medea: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Medea: *holds*

ambbumador: you get candy at the end

ambbumador: *enjoy*

ambbumador: Medea has recieved one “candy”

Medea: YAY, candy!

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