Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing
Pumpkin Rejoice Kids, Santa Claus Day Today!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

SANTA CLAUS IS A LIELog in to see images!

YHBT EVER SINCE YOU WERE BORN

Log in to see images!

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

they won’t be able to read that.

ignorance must be blissful…


­

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

I ate Santa.


Log in to see images!

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

our parents lied to us since we were little kids.

that’s one of the reason we learned to lie

with our puny minds back then our parents can easily

toy with our brains

I stopped believing in that coca-cola made obese bastard

who lives with ****ing elves

up in the north pole

Santa Clause is just an icon used by industries to sell

their products

who has seen a man at least 300lbs come down the chimney?

Kids are still leaving cookies and milk and put stockings

by their chimneys only to find out that the food is gone and

their stockings filled all because of their parents

who stayed late at night to eat the food and put candy in

the stockings

I destroyed my brother’s dreams, I told him that Santa isn’t real

I also told it to my clbummates their 14 years old and some of them

still believes in Santa.

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Theo de Raadt Posted:

I ate Santa.

Except for his fat male reproductive organ. I cooked it for a bunch of poor, hungry kids.


Log in to see images!

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

seeing children crying over a fat dead man

who they thought knew would give them joy is the best.

Log in to see images!

where is your Claus now?

leftalon2cry edited this message on 12/10/2008 6:12AM

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

leftalon2cry Posted:

our parents lied to us since we were little kids.

that’s one of the reason we learned to lie

with our puny minds back then our parents can easily

toy with our brains

I stopped believing in that coca-cola made obese bastard

who lives with ****ing elves

up in the north pole

Santa Clause is just an icon used by industries to sell

their products

who has seen a man at least 300lbs come down the chimney?

Kids are still leaving cookies and milk and put stockings

by their chimneys only to find out that the food is gone and

their stockings filled all because of their parents

who stayed late at night to eat the food and put candy in

the stockings

I destroyed my brother’s dreams, I told him that Santa isn’t real

I also told it to my clbummates their 14 years old and some of them

still believes in Santa.

You’re boring and your story is bull****. You’re not a heartless emo like you try to appear.


“Valar Morghulis.” ~Jaqen H’ghar

Log in to see images!

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!