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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

HEY bumWIPES

IT TURNS OUT EVIL TROUT USES A REMOTE ACCESS PROGRAM FOR HIS DESKTOP AND THE PbumWORD WAS “GOD”.

I FOUND SOME VERY INTERESTING FILES.

UNTIL SUCH TIME AS I RECEIVE 10 BP FROM CROTCH ZOMBIE I WILL BE LEAKING INFORMATION INTO THIS THREAD. (EVIL TROUT: 10 MORE BP AND I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR NEW PbumWORD)

TIDBIT #1:

THE DIFFICULTY ON THE FORUMS WAS INCREASED AS AN ADDITIONAL FLEZZ SINK. THE REASON WE HAVE ALL THESE FLEZZ SINKS IS FOR EPISODE 3’S NET TRANNY STORYLINE. BECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE THE TEN MILLION FLEZZ NOW. (EVIL TROUT YOU SHOULD MAKE AN ALTERNATE STORYLINE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE FLEZZ INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE US POOR.)

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE FUTURE OF E-PEEN AND BROWNIE POINTS.

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 12/06/2008 8:13PM

NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

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Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

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also wow i have no male reproductive organ

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Btw just to let you know CZ is working on a new pet dragon system so you can have these cool pets in your collection:

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

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shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
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Btw just to let you know CZ is working on a new pet dragon system so you can have these cool pets in your collection:

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No one gives a **** about your stupid dragons, stfu.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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No one gives a **** about your stupid dragons, stfu.

qft. Damn ****ing sick of that dragon **** popping up every 5 threads.


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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everyone who’s posted in this thread up to this point is the reason why forumwarz is dying


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Bahamut Lagoon had better dragons than that

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

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Bahamut Lagoon had better dragons than that

this is the only good post inertia has ever made

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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everyone who’s posted in this thread up to this point is the reason why forumwarz is dying


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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

OK, SEVERAL HOURS HAVE PbumED AND I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN ANY BP.

EVIL TROUT I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING—WHAT’S ONE POSSESSED MONKEY SPY VS. THE COMBINED MIGHT OF MY INTERNET STRIKE FORCE?

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU STINGY SONOFA****. WHEN I HACKED INTO YOUR SYSTEM I ALSO FOUND THE PICTURES FROM THE WEBCAM YOU SECRETLY HID IN WHAT I SUSPECT IS JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE’S BATHROOM.

SO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, AND NOW THINK ABOUT THIS:

HEY FORUMWARZ LET’S PLAY A LITTLE GAME…

YOU GUESS WHAT’S GONNA BE IN EPISODE THREE, AND I’LL TELL YOU WHETHER YOU’RE HOT, COLD, OR ABSOLUTELY ****ING RIGHT.


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Are we actually dead?

Will some deus ex machina bring us back to life?

Does the lonely Gunman make a reappearance? (Please say yes)


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