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Evil Trout [CLOSED] New Peen system?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

I never noticed a new system was implemented? Can someone explain/compare the new and old system in detail to me please?

Thanks in advance.Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Lonely bump…

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

GAH. Answer my question someone plz.

Also, bump

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’ll see what I can do.

Old system: Peen number based on how many peens you have.

ie: if you have three peens, your peen number is three. Simple enough.

New system: Peen length based on what peens you have and how many other people have that peen.

Rarer peens have a longer length, while instapeens aren’t worth very much at all.

The equations are a secret known only to the Crotch Zombies, and is in a constant state of spading.

That is all I know.

J4zz 4d

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6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

****ing retard. Just click on your epeen and you will get the full explanation.

That or move ur lazy bum to the forumwarz blog.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Oh wow mine grew almost an inch overnight without any new peens. Somebody must have dropped off the leaderboard.

But it’s still shorter than banhammers by a bit. Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Oh wow mine grew almost an inch overnight without any new peens. Somebody must have dropped off the leaderboard.

But it’s still shorter than banhammers by a bit. Log in to see images!

That may be so, but you’re cooler than banhammer by a lot

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

J4zz 4d Posted:

****ing retard. Just click on your epeen and you will get the full explanation.

That or move ur lazy bum to the forumwarz blog.

Calm down, and stop trolling on GD.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

After careful review, I’ve determined that the new ePeen system has three major flaws.

1: It encourages players to sabotage the efforts of others. As soon as somebody tops the “Most Flezz” leaderboard, they have an incentive to hold on to that as long as they possibly can by as large a lead as possible, because once THEY have it their ePeen shrinks if somebody else gets it in the future.

Instead, I suggest that value of competitive ePeen be proportional to how SOON the person got it.

By way of example, being the first person to top a leaderboard is a lot more impressive than being the 9000th person to do it, so why not weigh a person’s merits like that?

That would penalize new players, but provide older players with no actual benefit from sabotaging other players.

2: Clicking on somebody’s ePeen should show them that player’s list of ePeen

3: ePeen descriptions do not show their current value, which would be an awesome feature.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

objections to above post

1) old system didn’t distinguish between e-peens that you worked for and pointless fun e-peens

2) click their name

3) it’s more fun if it’s secret :3

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

We already have a whole bunch of threads about this. And to the OP, yeah, look around a bit first, eh?

MC Banhammer: Less cool than tubs, but keeping his peen longer as much as he can…

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