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Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

My apologies if this has been brought up before, but I am curious about the Full Suite e-peen which I received today.

When I got it I received this note on my character page:

Character’s E-Peen™ has been lengthened: 4:58PM

Full Suite

This player pwned all the forums of Episode 1 in a row.

This isn’t exactly true, as four or five of the forums were forumbuildr submissions, which allowed me to completely avoid having to pwn the 4 and 5 difficulty forums all together. Is this an intentional aspect of the game? If it is, then the description there is a bit misleading.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The text of the e-Peen is incorrect. It was worded that way before forumbuildr was live, and is triggered by 12 different forums in a row. There’s discussion about changing it (or making another for 16, etc.) in a thread around here somewhere, but I’m too lazy to look for it now.

When we get an official announcement of the direction of this e-Peen from Crotch Zombie, I’ll update the FAQ with this question.

Kazer

Avatar: 3866 2011-02-28 17:48:11 -0500
4

[Island of Avalon]

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I need to get this before changes are made so I look like I did more then I did Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Good point guys.

The E-Peen™ has been updated, it’s now called “Majestic 12”.

There is also new E-Peen™ for 16, 20 and 24 in a row, even though we only have 19 forums currently. We think ahead!

Vagitarian

Avatar: Vagitarian's Avatar

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Troll

Im a stupid ****wad

You agreed we’d call 12 “grbum on the field” Log in to see images!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Vagitarian Posted:

You agreed we’d call 12 “grbum on the field” Log in to see images!

i second this, because i prefer lolis to government agencies ruling the world

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

You know, I totally forgot and Apologize. It’s now “Grbum on the Field” Log in to see images!

P.S. You guys are pervs and I love you for it.

P.P.S. No Homo

fallingeastw-
ard

Avatar: Leather Boots
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

I'M BETTER THAN EVIL TROUT AT HALO 3

I’m pretty sure I haven’t died in a really long time, at least 8 forums. How exactly do you get the epeens? Log in to see images!

jk they have to be different right? I was doing the same forums I guess.

fallingeastward edited this message on 02/21/2008 8:50PM

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

Evil Trout Posted:

P.P.S. No Homo

I call bull****.

However, that aside, nicely played. A “played all 12 of episode 1 in a row” award might work surely? Though it’d be coded differently I guess.

Bigguyinblack

Avatar: Bigguyinblack's Avatar
4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Evil Trout Posted:

Good point guys.

The E-Peen™ has been updated, it’s now called “Majestic 12”.

There is also new E-Peen™ for 16, 20 and 24 in a row, even though we only have 19 forums currently. We think ahead!

Sweet 16 seems to be bugged. I’ve now Pwned 16 separate forums in a row but after the 16th I got a message that I pwned 4 in a row instead. Where’s my E-Peen? Or did you update the names but not add the ability to get the E-Peen?

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 02/22/2008 12:15PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Bigguyinblack Posted:

Sweet 16 seems to be bugged. I’ve now Pwned 16 separate forums in a row but after the 16th I got a message that I pwned 4 in a row instead. Where’s my E-Peen? Or did you update the names but not add the ability to get the E-Peen?

Unfortunately there was a bug related to sweet sixteen. I’ve whipped myself on the back as punishment. It can now be obtained (but is not retroactive).

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