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Bug - 1 ****, I am sick.

AwkwardPanda

Avatar: 89828 2010-08-16 01:02:36 -0400
1

[Chuck Norris]

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Forumwarz holds many a secret

With e-peen challenges to be met

But the hidden danger underneath the fun

Is the brownie points whoring contest poster whose poems don’t even ryhme and end in run on sentences

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Forumwarz Decease #1:

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DerpMaster50-
00

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Quantum Dissociative Implosion Syndrome. A disease contracted from uncertainty as to ones own identity, whereby the patient sequesters themself inside a box and refuses to leave on the basis that, since the box is closed, it is possible they may be dead and, thus, a zombie. Fearing for their loved ones delicious brains, they will never voluntarily exit their new home.

Removal by force triggers the diseases final and fatal stage, whereby, on removal, the patients quantum waveform collapses, resulting in their implosion and, as a result, the deaths of all those nearby.

A truly tragic disease which claims many lives each year.

CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

To boldly pwn where no man has pwned before

I don’t know about you…But did you hear about Ghandi?

He never brushed his teeth, and his breath was awful. Because he never wore shoes, his feet were covered in hideous callouses. He was wise and mysterious, but also a frail and withered old man.

So, when people walked down the street, they’d see Ghandi and say “Look, there’s a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

And no you can’t have that 45 seconds of your life back.

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

you got over stressed from getting E-peens

or maybe some internet meme or something or maybe

you entered a link to a shock site that made you not eat and eventually

get sick.

leftalon2cry edited this message on 12/25/2008 10:38PM

GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

it hink yuo haev NNPS

its NOTE NOUHG PONIE SINDROM~!

olny none ramedy;

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Scit

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

Well, let’s see.

When it comes to illness, I suppose there are 2 options.

Physical and Mental.

You can’t get a physical illness from the internet (as far as I know),

so the same should go for ForumWarz.

But apparently common computer hardware can contain a considerable amount of bacteria.

Just think of everything that fell between the keys of your keyboard,

or the number of times you touched your mouse between other activities (consuming, urinating, and what not) without washing your hands.

This could cause a person to become infected and feel sick.

As for mental illness… that’s obvious.

ForumWarz has numerous members who suffer from a mental disorder in one way or another.

That’s how they got here in the first place.

As it is a mental condition, it is likely to express itself in the content they create within the forum,

thus spreading their mental illness with posts, text, pictures and other kinds of media.

This would mean that by simply visiting ForumWarz could expose you to numerous mentally ill people and possibly contaminate your own mental health.

It’s probably has not been scientifically proven, but I think it is quite possible.

Scit edited this message on 12/26/2008 4:49PM

capi duffman

Avatar: Middle Finger
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

the main disease in forumwarz is THIS:

Korsakoff’s syndrome!! (you damned drunkards, you deserve it)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korsakoff%27s_syndrome

Basically it means that people with this illness cannot remember anything they do, they always forget everything past some seconds (tough isn’t it?)

capi duffman

Avatar: Middle Finger
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

this one is easy: Hikikomori.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

The last edition of the DSM (DSM-IV) recognices this as a Disease.

A explanation is needed? we all know that more of the 50% of the players of forumwarz suffers from this disease

Darth Beard

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I think you’ve contracted a mild case of Deathitis.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Chronic Troll Syndrome.

That is all.

-MLF- edited this message on 12/28/2008 4:48PM

capi duffman

Avatar: Middle Finger
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

more diseases are needed? I can put more examples of the tough ones, like that one that makes the affected being unable of discerning between things (one of them thought that his wife was his hat)

hurpdederp

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

I’m sorry, you have Lotus Fingers

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

hurpdederp Posted:

I’m sorry, you have Lotus Fingers

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Um….........EWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

capi duffman

Avatar: Middle Finger
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

grosss Log in to see images!

Not EviI Tro-
ut

Avatar: 101514 Mon Dec 29 17:25:31 -0500 2008

Level 15 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

You have a terrible case of the priapistic flu

Nibenni

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
3

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Colud Be Stuffed Turkey Head Illness

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Or Meat Loaf Legs Syndrome

Log in to see images! Nibenni edited this message on 01/04/2009 11:32AM

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Falcon Fournier’s gangrene

(Fournier’s gangrene is is a a rapidly progressive gangrene of the male reproductive organ and scrotum without apparent cause. I can only imagine this would be even worse.)

Catt although edited this message on 01/04/2009 11:50AM

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Shock Site Catharsis: No matter what you see, no matter how many times you see it, it doesn’t phase you anymore. Not goatse, not hai2u, not those (^^^^^) pictures, not even ****ting male reproductive organ nipples draw out any sort of reaction from you anymore. Death is the only cure.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I had no idea that I actually made this contest. I will choose a winner later tonight.

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