Hi you guys! I’m Manrus. I am friends with Manphin in real life. You guys listen, some times people call us two peas in a pod. Ha ha. You guys, I think that’s funny. So ok I wanted to introduce myself. As you can see I’m a Manrus. I like walruses. Do you guys like walruses? They’re so great and cool. (Better than dolphins but don’t tell Manphin I said so ha ha).

It’s nice to meet you I hope you like walruses as much as I do they are great friends to have and I want to be your great friend too. Manphin told me you guys would like me because he is so popular and great but I think he’s full of himself, ha ha. But you guys seem cool so far, I like you guys. Hey listen, I was thinking you might like to see a picture of me, so I included one in this post.

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I think this game is fun but I’m new at it, you guys are probably better ha ha. Thanks I hope we can be great friends you guys.

Oh. Hello there. Now that you’ve joined, I’ll have to cut myself extra deep tonight. Log in to see images!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,

Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister City P’liceman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.

I’m crying.

I’m cry, I’m crying, I’m cry.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,

Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from

Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert choking smokers,

Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.

I’m crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo

Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba…..

I’d say fail

i’ll masturbate

Heat Death.

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Hi you guys. I’m glad to be your friends. Listen you guys, it’s really nice to have some great friends. I don’t get to meet many new friends because I am very busy a lot of the time. I am really fond of this website and all you guys being my friend here because I can meet all of you at once and it’s very fast and convenient for me. I also like to play this game it’s very fun. I read about the guy who made this called Evil Trout. I’m sure he is very delicious. Did you know I love to eat fish? Because I do you guys, I do.

fine upstanding member of society

Hi there, someone’s been looking for ya:

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Odalisque Posted:

i’ll masturbate

Well ****, why couldn’t you tell me that BEFORE I went to wank off so I could have nice mental images instead of crappy office porn?! Meh, enjoy the orgasm, I guess.