Ever gone up against somebody in Dom who just crushed you completely? Somebody who gets far more scoops than you’d have ever thought possible, somebody who bashed you with attack cards just so they could deny you a win, or even just somebody who just ticks you off so much that you just want to make them suffer?

If you want to ruin somebody’s day, then this is the place to come. For a BP or two we can ruin their chances of winning. Or if you expect somebody to try to hire us against yourself, then we’ll gladly accept payment to turn away other contracts.

Keep in mind that we have no interest in winning Dom, only in destruction. If we aren’t hired, then we may or may not just start destroying people’s scoops at random just for the sake of it.

If you wish to join the bumbumin’s guild, then say so in this thread.

If you wish to take out a hit, then TM me so I can post the target’s name here. From there, I’ll act as a go-between to keep the client’s identity secret.

If you wish to prevent people from taking a hit out on you, then just send me a BP and I’ll quietly ignore anybody who wants to do so. However, we will not desist in an attack once that contract has been accepted.

me too and my alts

actually i was gonna make a thread like this some weeks ago but decided not to

actually you know what, make a klan

actually, don’t. secret guild is better

good idea imo

Malaise Posted:

I hate to have to point out the obvious flaw in your plan, but I will.

You have no interest in winning dom yourself, hence you will collect no medals, hence you will never move into higher brackets and in fact will slide down the list. So let’s say I want to go after a good player, for example Scully, well she is going to be playing 20 brackets above you so just how are you planning on getting her for me?

Ah, but YOU are forgetting something important!

If you’re stuck in a situation where you can’t win on your own, or can’t win at all, you can join in on this for the rest of the round. Then you would be able to earn a BP for using your scoops to destroy another player.

Sweet innocence. You guys are cute. Log in to see images!

Interesting. I like your idea but all in all it feels flawed.

You can’t seriously say it’s the first time this had come up?!

Honestly malaise is 100% correct, in order for a klan of “bumbumins” to be useful they need to be competitive enough to be in the upper brackets and be able to get enough scoops to actually swing the result in a favorable manner. I can’t see anyone paying BPs to influence a single week in a low level pod.

Finally anyone willing to waste BPs to stab people in the back will just pay the BPs for making a new alt so they can do it themselves week in and week out.

Vuron Posted:

Honestly malaise is 100% correct, in order for a klan of “bumbumins” to be useful they need to be competitive enough to be in the upper brackets and be able to get enough scoops to actually swing the result in a favorable manner. I can’t see anyone paying BPs to influence a single week in a low level pod.

Finally anyone willing to waste BPs to stab people in the back will just pay the BPs for making a new alt so they can do it themselves week in and week out.

It’s not just to **** people off, it’s also for screwing your enemies so you can win this week’s bracket. Basically a helping hand.

Question: What are the odds that your alt is going to wind up in the same match as you? Even once?

Answer: Pretty damn poor.