Easiest way to suicide?

MikePattonFa-
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Inhale a huge carbon monoxide emission. It’s supposed to knock you out and you don’t feel anything.

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:17PM

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Xylon

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ZeeBest Posted:

I’ve had it with life. I can’t take this anymore. I just want to die.
Post easiest yet most painful way of suicide please.

An easy and very painful way to die is to shove a glbum coke bottle up your bum and hit it with a hammer.

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:26PM

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Deific Blund-
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Go to a pet store.

Buy a dozen rats.

Put rats in pot.

Tie the pot to your stomach, with the open portion containing rats against your tummy-tum.

Begin to heat the pot until the rats in a ravenous panic claw through your intestines.

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:31PM

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crayoncakes Posted:

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like bumer or cream.

Step 5 Get really super ****ed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.