Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful meme

That started as a small typo

And became the next big thing.

Now Fingerz was a mighty FAILing man,

Yet gayer dawg was Falcon Four.

Seven doldoes were remembered that day

With a three-hour flame war, a three-hour flame war.

The haters said it wasn’t a meme,

We nearly got rickrolled,

If not for the courage of our fearless clan

The doldoes would be trolled, the doldoes would be trolled.

7 Vibrating Doldoes was for sure, a phenominom that was viral

With Partyvan

And Fingerz too,

Celerysteve and Raepdog,

ScalyEquation

KCGII and XI,

Here on Doldoe-chan Isle.

This is the tale of our glory days

The origin of all things doldoe

We’ll have to make the best of things

Please don’t taze me, bro.

Dannaballsmcmale reproductive organenstien and Ironix too,

Will try like something awful now,

To promote 7 vibrating Doldoes,

And make teh internets Rofl Mao

No shock, no hijack, no klan voting,

Nothing that makes you hurl,

No Goatsie jpeg to say hello,

Or that smokin’ hot tubgirl.

So join us here each week my friends,

For a game of domination,

From seven vibrating homogay

Things used for masturbation.

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Fingerz Posted:

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped- turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute, just listen to me

I’ll tell you how I became the leader of the klan 7VD.

In INCIT was where I spent most of my days,

Captioning pics about fine upstanding member of societys and gays.

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And postin’ some memes and actin’ like a fool.

When a couple of Swedefabulous persons who were stupid and fat

Started speaking Swedish in my INCIT chat

I made one little typo, and someone declared,

“7 Vibrating Doldoes is now a meme, so there!”

I Googled for a pic and found one that fit

The URL said “doldo”

And had glitter in it.

If anything I can say that this doldo was rare

But I thought “Hey, I got it”, and ‘shopped up some squares.

I logged on to the site about 7 or 8

And I yelled all over INCIT “our new klan is gr8!”

Looked at this klan, it was so surreal.

7 Vibrating Doldoes is a meme, and it’s the new deal.

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FalconFour Posted:

This thread is now a petition to ban celerysteve.

I would agree with you, but you’re FalconFour.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I would agree with you, but you’re FalconFour.

FalconFour Posted:

This thread is now a petition to ban celerysteve.

everybody already knew you guys were lame you didnt had to do this to prove that

MC Banhammer Posted:

I would agree with you, but you’re FalconFour.

I think, in cirgreat timesstances like this, we need to put aside our prejudices.

Dawg still gay, though.

King Krimson Posted:

I think, in cirgreat timesstances like this, we need to put aside our prejudices.

Dawg still gay, though.

FAQ: You’re a ****ing FAQQET.

Man at first I left 7VD because I thought it was a ****ty klan of people making 100 threads a day showing how ****ty it is.

I have since learned that the klan, although ****ty, is not all that ****ty.. but that really its just Celery ****ing things up our style with a pick up truck the wild wild west the rebel showiness…

Raepdog1988 Posted:

This thread is now a petition to ban celerysteve.

Stuffin Ballot

After making a few threads here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I’d have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they’d never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can’t have that. You’re analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they’re rather contradictory. Why, there’s never even any variety here!