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Ugly GOTO?!

Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
8

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I mean, come ON. What are we, Re-Res? Stupid low-level scripting ****.


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

MC Banhammer Posted:

That’s why I used it. Because all the “hackers” on these forums are really script kiddies who couldn’t code their way out of a paper box. So I had to write down to their level.

REMEMBER THAT


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Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
8

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I STAND CORRECTED, INFORMED AND ASHAMED


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

go to 10?

Where am I, 9?

DG-Root

Avatar: 86945 Fri Jan 30 20:49:15 -0500 2009
9

[Play INCIT]

Level 40 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

Inertia Posted:

go to 10?

Where am I, 9?

I would bumume you’re at a position where the following instructions of line ten are of use to the situation at hand. That being said, you could just as well be on line ten.


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Melankay

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

wait..what?


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Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
8

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Exactly. BASIC = Log in to see images!


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Chances are, you’re on line 20.

10 print “{fabulous personRY}”

20 goto 10


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Professor Falken Posted:

Stupid low-level scripting ****.

BASIC? IANAP, but BASIC (aka Beginner’s All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code) is a family of high-level programming languages.


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Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
8

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

It’s been argued that no scripting language featuring a GOTO command should be counted as “high-level”, and I second that notion. But yeah, you could also say it should be counted as such since it’s one step above bumembler.


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-Durandal

Avatar: 82515 Thu Nov 20 16:25:59 -0500 2008

[Citadel]

Level 34 Hacker

T-Minus 15.193792102158E9 years until the universe closes!

We should be coding in COBOL.

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

-Durandal Posted:

We should be coding in COBOL.

I consider COBOL an excellent programming language to get serious people bumhurt

Edsger Dijkstra Posted:

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.


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Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
8

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I suggest Malbolge. It’s got a really nice syntax and everything. This is what Hello World looks like:

 (=<`:9876Z4321UT.-Q+*)M'&%$H"!~}|Bzy?=|{z]KwZY44Eq0/{mlk**
 hKs_dG5[m_BA{?-Y;;Vb'rR5431M}/.zHGwEDCAA@98\6543W10/.R,+O< 


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I prefer this awesome Hello world program:

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Are-

Avatar: 90963 Mon Dec 15 03:10:56 -0500 2008
4

[Giveupalready]

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.———.————.>+.>.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

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Eerhart John-
Ian Za Za

Avatar: 94336 Sat Dec 20 04:30:20 -0500 2008

Level 13 Hacker

IM A WORTHLESS PERSON, SEE ME PRETENDING IM PROUD OF IT. PS NICCO IS AWESOME YO

:a

@echo off

echo fine upstanding member of society

goto a


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