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Business Removal of Flezz/Most Forums Pwned Leaderboards, Milestone E-Peens

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Yeah, I’m making yet another thread on this. Apparently the big rebalancing phase is over (or near over), so I think we can move to this subject.

Most Forums Pwned: We all know why this leaderboard should be removed. If the leader uses visits without losing any, once every 3 days at least, he will never lose the lead. It’s even more dumb when you don’t need to sacrifice anything to hog this leaderboard.

Most FW people liked the milestone E-Peens for the Job Board, so simply implement milestone E-Peens for these, with values high enough to not need more for a good while.

Suggested Milestones for Most Forums Pwned: 100, 250, 500, 1000. We can add 2000 (or even 1500 if you think the jump is too big) later.

Flezz: Clbum imbalancing for Flezz. This is less urgent, maybe more Flezz sinks would be the correct solution, but it would be interesting (and awesome for some people) to see milestones added here as well.

Milestones for Flezz (thanks to Vuron for the suggestions): 1 million, 5 million, 10 million, 20 million.

The leaderboards would be removed like Cred and Worst Gamblers were, just remove the leaderboard, not the actual E-Peen.

This is more of a formal request, what do you think Log in to see images!

Hackmeister

Avatar: Code (Blue)
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Those really are changes for a more single player experience as well, which makes me cheer them. I don’t look at those boards in general since they’re effectively unwinnable if you’ve ever taken a break, but milestones actually provide yet another ‘keep playing, you’re almost at another reward point, you can see it~’.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

I heartily endorse this. Leaderboards that somebody new or somebody not already close to them could never hit without everybody in front of them going inactive for long periods of time are pretty lame. They’re lame because people not on them won’t respect them as much as other leaderboards (“I could be on the most forums pwned board if I had signed up earlier” etc.), and eventually the competition for those boards is going to dry up. But leaderboards should be something that a relatively new player who knows his or her stuff should be able to say “With time and effort, I could probably get on that board” without asking for a hundred people to stop playing in the meantime.

Milestone ePeens would be a good solution, definitely for forums pwned. The flezz board could be replaced by something along the lines of “Most Flezz acgreat timesulated in the last 2 months” or something, but that doesn’t really roll off the tongue so the milestone peen would work too.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I thought Epeens are for rewarding milestones. This makes perfect sense.

And the peens that get hogged by longtime players are reasonable, but entirely unavailable so i agree with fran’s op in full.

BirdReynods

Avatar: 41906 Mon Dec 08 21:36:48 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

/Signed

Better get this done sooner than later..

Shouldn’t even by a lot of work as far as I can see!

ChibiHermione

Avatar: 62616 Tue Dec 02 13:38:01 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Camwhore

emma watson fine upstanding member of society slip.gawk

I completely agree with this. Makes perfect sense to me.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Signed

EDIT: In retrospect, only partially signed. Keep the leaderboards, just remove the peen reward for topping them. I find it interesting to see how people stack up on those.

All the rest, though, still signed.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 12/04/2008 1:29PM

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Advocated this position for ages. With Cred already eliminated it seems like a perfect time to eliminate the other 2.

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Signed, stamped, and S.W.A.L.K

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

May I ask how the existence of a few leaderboards hurts anyone? I never get why people keep whining about this stuff.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SG94 Posted:

May I ask how the existence of a few leaderboards hurts anyone? I never get why people keep whining about this stuff.

The leaderboards aren’t the issue, the peen for topping them is.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

you don’t even have to remove the leaderboard for most forums powned, just crop the leading user. I mean he has the peen what else could he want?

Fran’s system is also nice, there definitely should be milestones

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

SG94 Posted:

May I ask how the existence of a few leaderboards hurts anyone? I never get why people keep whining about this stuff.

I don’t mind their existance, I mind the E-Peen for topping them.

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I agree wholeheartedly with this idea, its impossible at this stage in the game to ever top teh forums pwnd or flezz board (unless more flez sinks were added).

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Milestones for Flezz, Forums Pwned, Scoops, Scoops all Time, Forumbuildr score… Its easy to get other scoops but the curve for Leaderboard Peens are ridiculous.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Would really also give less active users who quit after ep 2 out of hopelessness a reason to stay.

Raepdog edited this message on 12/04/2008 6:23PM

maxvance

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
9

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Signed.

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Signed.

Also e-peen for leaderboard job points if you didn’t write that.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

FYI the OP got the Flezz epeen back when camwhores were imba and obviously it’s impossible for her to get the 1337 peen.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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Adapt edited this message on 12/04/2008 8:21PM
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