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Drunkenlazyb-
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Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Good-Naked

I think we can all learn something from this one.


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

http://www.wikihow.com/Play-Video-Games-Better-than-Children

1. Gather the items that you will need.

You will of course need to find a willing child to play a game with you, as well as a gaming system to play the game on. (Example: Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox, etc.)

2. Choose the game carefully.

When choosing a game, be sure to choose one that your child does not already own, as they will already know more about the game than you will ever know. Instead, purchase a new game that your child has never seen before.

3. Have late night practice sessions.

When your child is safely tucked in bed, and sleeping, take the opportunity to practice up on the game. Read the manual that came with the game, learn what all the controls do.

4. Find some cheats.

Cheats, or cheat codes, are secret codes that the creator of the game has installed with the game. Possible cheats would include things like: unlimited money, ultimate strength, super agility, etc.

5. Replace controllers.

Replace your child’s existing controller with a cheap, low quality controller – ensure that you have a high quality controller.

6. Psych your child out.

Just before you begin to play the game, threaten to cut your child’s allowance, mention a possible visit by the weird relative who gives him the creeps or whatever it is that may psych your child out. Your child will need to be flustered if you want to have any chance at victory!

7. If all else fails, use the pause trick.

If, even after following the rest of these tricks, you find yourself losing on game day, begin coughing or sneezing and pause the game. Well the game is paused, ask your child to go get you a glbum of water. When your child is out getting a glbum of water, resume the game and continue playing – this will give you a lead in the game.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”


كنت دائما اعتقد ان الاميركيين كلما نكتب شيئا في اللغة الأصلية ، كنت على الفور أعتقد أنه نوع من التهديد ضد بلدكم! عار عليكم جميع!

Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

this thread was p good


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GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-Rick-Rolled

LOL.

Really, everyone should read that one.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY


ilu man

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

For you, Oda.

Did you write it yourself? Or this one?

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

MC Banhammer Posted:

For you, Oda.

Did you write it yourself? Or this one?

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Tips

* Dress like a tomboy, a skater-chick, or with a 70’s style. Or combine all three. Each style is very chic and all are very comfortable.

* Collect a certain item. Make sure it’s cool, and make sure you can carry it around with you. Maybe a key chain collection, or you could just collect candy and eat a few every now and then. This makes you seem very cool.

* Don’t get a black eye. Know when to stop being sbumy, this is part of the ‘cool’ personality trait.

* ACT SbumY. Yes, sometimes sbumy means flirty. Don’t be afraid to wiggle your fingers under a guy’s chin or “accidentally” land in his land after you slip on the conveniently located banana on the floor.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

we need a “wiggle your fingers under a guys chin” emote


ilu man

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Odalisque Posted:

* ACT SbumY. Yes, sometimes sbumy means flirty. Don’t be afraid to wiggle your fingers under a guy’s chin or “accidentally” land in his land after you slip on the conveniently located banana on the floor.

if you’re ever on my property I would be delighted if you landed on my land Log in to see images!


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Christian-Exorcism

If I’d known about this **** beforehand, I could’ve avoided a LOT of sticky situations.


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GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

“Ever wanted to fool your family into thinking you’re happy? Now you can!”

Oh boy!


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

GOLDENSAUSAGE Posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Live-a-Double-Life

I am batman


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