Buy Brownie Points
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing
FAQ most useless wikihow article contest

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Agent_Orange Posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Turn-a-Page

That article would benefit from step-by-step photos.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Propeller

*blows on propeller, looks briefly satisfied before bursting into tears*


Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Bad-Waiter-on-Club-Penguin

trollin’ in my 5.0 with my ragtop down so my feathers can blow


AzwethinkweiZ

Avatar: 78564 Mon Nov 10 22:31:34 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way


Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

This article’s already been covered once, so they’ve proposed merging them:

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Stereotypical-Beatnik


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Criminal-in-Club-Penguin

SOON THOSE FOOLS WILL FEEL THE STING OF… MR. STRANGE!!


Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I love preemptive articles:

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Yourself-from-Cheating-on-a-Test

“Oh! If only I’d read that BEFORE my biology quiz! Now I’ll never know solace for my heart crushing guilt!”


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

http://www.wikihow.com/Decorate-Your-Bed

hmm yase my bed is looking very 2D at the mo


Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Here’s one so many of us will need forever and ever:

http://www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Being-Alone


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

Warnings

* do not cus


Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

none of the possessed people I know cuss.


Log in to see images!

Green porno!

Log in to see images!

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

well they wouldn’t want to go overboard would they

even demon pitspawn have their limits


Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

http://www.wikihow.com/Retire-a-U.S.-Flag

you fine upstanding member of societys need so much pomp it’s ridiculous

but i suppose you need to make up for only existing a couple hundred years Log in to see images!


Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

bumping this thread because it is hilarious

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

http://www.wikihow.com/Play-a-Video-Game-on-Paper

1. Get a blank piece of paper.

2. Draw some sort of monster on it, but don’t fill up the page. Use a pencil so you can erase when he gets hurt.

3. Give it a name and a health bar.

4. Draw two smaller characters. You can make them up yourself.

5. Give your characters names and health bars. Write a 100 above each health bar.

6. Draw a magic bar or a power bar or whatever you feel like.

7. Think up some attacks for your characters, and a few for the boss too. They should do varying amounts of damage the strong ones use magic.

8. Have one of your characters attack. Subtract the attack value from the enemy.

9. Have the characters take turns attacking. You can play with your characters on the same team, or you can have all three go at it.

10. Once the boss is down to zero health, you have advanced to Level 2. Reward yourself by unlocking something like power Armor or Fire Arrow or a new character. One idea is that every level you unlock a Fusion ability, which lets you merge two characters into one.

11. Once you’re on level 2, keep going. There’s really no limit in levels—just your imagination.

12. You can also add the option of clbumes,for example,an Archer could use the bow and arrow,a Swordsman could use a sword,etc.

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!