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Music fave wierd al songs?

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

post the lyrics to your fave song by wierd al yankovic, mine is constipated: uh huh Extra Cheese uh huh uh huh Save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 Extra larges What a Shame No one came

Just us Eating all alone You said Take the pizza home No sence letting all this go to waste So then I faced

Pizza all day and everyday theres cheese around the clock is getting me blocked and i sure don’t care of irregularity

Tell me Why ya have to go make me so Constipated Cos right now i do Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom

I sit and I wait And I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should’ve taken laxatives Or had my colon irrigated No no no I was feelin’ pretty down ‘Til my girlfriend came around. We’re just so alike in every way I gotta say. In fact, I just thought I might pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her family crest I suddenly spy, tattoo’d on her thigh And son of a gun, it’s just like the one on me Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated No no no

(no no no)

I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I’d unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide

Said not to stand but that’s a demand That I couldn’t meet I got on my feet, And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see Tell me

Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it It’s such a drag now I can’t eat I can’t breathe I can’t snore I can’t belch or yodel anymore Can’t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated Oh no

Why’d I have to go and get myself all mutilated I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer I can’t blink I can’t cough I can’t sneeze But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now Haven’t been the same since my head and I were separated No no no


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat

Mankey, Chansey and Zubat

Slowking, Ditto, bumerfree

Lugia and Caterpie

Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen

Elekid and Nidoqueen

Victreebel and Magneton – Everybody Polkamon!

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke

Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke

Articuno, Ditto, Muk

Flareon and ol’ Psyduck

Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom

Snorlax and of course Vileplume

Zapdos and Charmeleon – Everybody Polkamon!

It’s time to polka

For Ponyta and Pidgey too

Come on put on your lederhosen

And try not to stamp on little Pikachu

You’d better grab yourself a partner

Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)

Hold on a minute – there’s still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar

Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar

Geodude and Arcanine

Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime

Don’t forget about Sandslash

Exeggcute and Rapidash

Lickitung and Porygon – Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!


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