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FAQ Klan Forums are UNMODERATED

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Ah, I see. So the rules keep getting more and more refined every time we whine about something, then we get backhanded for whining about it before these rules were refined.

Example:

1: “Klan forums are unmoderated except for illegal content, if a klan admin wants to post goatse, all you can do is leave”

2: “Well that’s pretty bull****, so if a klan admin doesn’t want goatse, the only thing we can do is contact a mod anyway…”

1: “Can’t you ****ing read, if a klan admin doesn’t want goatse, they can contact us”

3: “Our klan admin is never available, so how does that help us?”

1: “Well if your klan admin wasn’t a disorganized ****, they would have somehow known that they actually needed to tell us who’s an officer in their klan (since for some reason we can’t see this ourselves). Duh.”

2, 3: “*facepalm*”

Okay, so maybe you can like, collaborate with the other mods, and *gasp* maybe even Evil Trout (doubt it), and come up with an actual contingency plan for:

– what happens when some bumhat acts up on a klan forum (other than booting them, que obvioso)

– who to contact

– what bumon to push

– what information needs to be sent and/or updated

... to make the experience as cushy as possible for our (honestly) respected moderators.

(no really, I do still respect the mods here, I just think your anger/frustration is misplaced at us)

And I’ll just shuffle on back over to our klan’s sweet little offsite forum where we don’t have to worry about all this. ^_^


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TeeKayEff

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I have an idea, we should disband 7VD forever.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

TeeKayEff Posted:

I have an idea, we should disband 7VD forever.

I can see where you think this thread is in a trolling forum, but trust me, it’s not.


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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

TSB has no spam problems at all. If you’re going to give out klan invites like your mom gives out blowjobs you’re going to have problems.

That said yeah it’d be nice for klan officers to have mod powers Log in to see images!


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TeeKayEff

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I can see where you think this thread is in a trolling forum, but trust me, it’s not.

That was not a troll.


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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Why are you guys getting so upset over some spam? Once you post a few more threads it’ll be on the next page anyway. I don’t see why it’s worth being mean to the mods about.


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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

FalconFour Posted:

Ah, I see. So the rules keep getting more and more refined every time we whine about something, then we get backhanded for whining about it before these rules were refined.

Example:

1: “Klan forums are unmoderated except for illegal content, if a klan admin wants to post goatse, all you can do is leave”

2: “Well that’s pretty bull****, so if a klan admin doesn’t want goatse, the only thing we can do is contact a mod anyway…”

1: “Can’t you ****ing read, if a klan admin doesn’t want goatse, they can contact us”

3: “Our klan admin is never available, so how does that help us?”

1: “Well if your klan admin wasn’t a disorganized ****, they would have somehow known that they actually needed to tell us who’s an officer in their klan (since for some reason we can’t see this ourselves). Duh.”

2, 3: “*facepalm*”

Okay, so maybe you can like, collaborate with the other mods, and *gasp* maybe even Evil Trout (doubt it), and come up with an actual contingency plan for:

– what happens when some bumhat acts up on a klan forum (other than booting them, que obvioso)

– who to contact

– what bumon to push

– what information needs to be sent and/or updated

... to make the experience as cushy as possible for our (honestly) respected moderators.

(no really, I do still respect the mods here, I just think your anger/frustration is misplaced at us)

And I’ll just shuffle on back over to our klan’s sweet little offsite forum where we don’t have to worry about all this. ^_^

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Just a reminder, The thread I dumped in 7vd klan about reporting posts was about reporting them without mentioning the post is in a klan forum.

me in klan thread Posted:

Clicking the link and being **** on with the Haxxors page is ****ing me off

If you report anything in your klan forum, mention it in the report okay?

happy trails,

love tubs

Mention it in the report so I can swap alts and see it. Not mention it in the reports so I can ignore it and let you wallow in your own filth. Contrary to popular belief I investigate almost every report that comes through the system to the best of my ability.

We wouldn’t be in this mess if it weren’t for the couple reports like this:

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It’s not self explanatory if I can’t see the post and you don’t tell me where it is. Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 12/02/2008 10:43PM


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Just a reminder, The thread I dumped in 7vd klan about reporting posts was about reporting them without mentioning the post is in a klan forum.

We wouldn’t be in this mess if it weren’t for the couple reports like this:

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It’s not self explanatory if I can’t see the post and you don’t tell me where it is. Log in to see images!

Madlib time. FaconFour, Nicco.

We really do need more power for admins.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I… didn’t authorize anyone to complain about spam on our klan forum. I didn’t realize it was bothering anyone until I saw TS’ thread in there ****ing at us for being bumholes and reporting a million spam threads. Heh. I was ignoring it because it had actually cleared some gay bum drama off the front page of the board. THAT kind of spam is good, even if it IS Goatse Log in to see images!


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

(edit:

tubs Posted:

words and screenshot

)

Jesus. See, it’s posts like that which make it easier for us to understand why moderating can be such a ****. That’s the first I’ve ever seen or even heard about the moderating system, other than “it sucks” and the things you can’t do with it.

I honestly thought that you were given a copy of the post, much like I see when I’m reporting a post. And I also honestly thought that they’d be able to just hit “delete” or “edit” on the post right from the detail/event view. It just makes sense, it’s the way other forums do moderating/reports, and damn you really need better tools, even without considering the Klan forum implications. =\

FalconFour edited this message on 12/02/2008 10:49PM

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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

I agree with doo-doo brain here. You can embed a version of the post. As in a copy of the post being reported.

-XI- edited this message on 12/24/2008 4:06PM

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In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Isn’t it ironic that only the klans with absolutely no standards in admissions are the ones complaining about their forums?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

handofg0d Posted:

Isn’t it ironic that only the klans with absolutely no standards in admissions are the ones complaining about their forums?

Being someone who had the chance to sneak through the forums of most currently active klans out there,I can safely say it’s not really ironic. You shouldn’t be surprised for that.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

how the **** is goatse considered legal and loli is not… what kind of sick world do we live in?


Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY Posted:

how the **** is goatse considered legal and loli is not… what kind of sick world do we live in?

Goatse is not against the law on Canada (where CZ headquarters are located in), but Lolicon is considered a branch of child pornography there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolicon#Canada


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Oh my God, re-reading this thread just made me LOL so hard. Please can we have posting like this again? PLEASE??


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HMMADNESS

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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I am new here and I know there is an answer somewhere but I can’t find it so how do you join a Klan on here?

me have ADD

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2

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

no CP and lolis? Log in to see images! that’s outraging!!!

Mod Edit: Necroing a dead thread with nothing constructive to say is annoying and pointless. Don’t do it again.

me have ADD was banned for this post by Sergeant Cid


I broke my G string while fingering A minor.

James1011R

Avatar: 252493 2011-07-31 00:32:06 -0400
6

[Ultreon - Reborn]

Level 53 Hacker

Ultreon is short for fine upstanding member of societys that eat **** on a daily basis

- insert failed attempt to clean up a klan forum –

Mod Edit: Necroing a dead thread with nothing constructive to say is annoying and pointless. Don’t do it again.

User edit: Ok. I won’t necro threads (except stickies) beyond 2 years old at all.

James1011R was banned for this post by Sergeant Cid

James1011R edited this message on 07/24/2011 12:45AM

Hyperinfo is ****ing leet.

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