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CLOSED: bumer me up. 8 BP up for grabs. GO! | |||||||
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If you need anybody taken down who’s bothering you, I’ll flame them and soak up their ego like ****ing shamwow on a dog. Log in to see images! Why do I deserve these points? I’m so poor I have to use THIS COOKBOOK http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 7:37PM | View Leaf Runner's Profile | # | ||||||
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sexual favors mean nothing to one who is bored. However a decent offer, more than friendship, would be a boredom reliever. What would be the point of holding such contests when you have no need? The services offered here would be to not only be your ****, but to also preform any signature/icon/graphic designing needed for advertisements or forums. Also, consider any whim already fulfilled. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 9:03PM | View Orasha's Profile | # | ||||||
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I have about 8 sticks of bumer at my house. I can’t really bumer you up, but I can send you the bumer so you can do it yourself. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 9:35PM | View Oliver Kloshoff's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’ll give you access to all of my forum visits. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 9:48PM | View King Nothing's Profile | # | ||||||
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Capn, I know that’s a default ForumWarz image and all, but damn if you don’t rock that ash tray. I feel it really brings together your personality as a poster and a competitor. Do you ever do Domination? I imagine you own at scoring vanilla scoops. Damn, I wish I was good at scoring vanilla scoops. Or any scoops. Anything to be as good as Capn_Fever. |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 11:03PM | View Bluedeanie's Profile | # | ||||||
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I will perform fellatio upon you.
That’s right. And this isn’t just going to be any old fellatio, either. I will attempt to pleasure you the way you want, how you want. I’ll deep throat you. I’ll rub along the baseline of your male reproductive organ with my tongue, right where the skin connects the phallus onto the testicles. I’ll even make myself up to your expectations.
You don’t want to know you’re being sucked off by a guy? OK. We’ll go out to a wig store and you can choose one that will bring you to the fullest state of ecstasy possible. We’ll go find a nice blouse, some makeup, find a nice pair of heels and a reasonably short skirt with a thong… I’ll even put on a falsetto and moan to your expectations.
You want something extra afterward? Sure, no problem. You want me to pull back and let you paint me with your artisan’s brush? That’s alright. You want me to call you big daddy and let you slap my bum? I’m up for that. You want to take my head and shove your fantastically large member down my willing mouth while a friend of yours reams me from behind, feeling the pull as he drags me back and forth in unison with your manly act of love? That would be decadent. For a period of three days, I will be your willing slave.
You want something kinkier? That’s sexy. I love a man that knows what he wants, especially when they’re willing to take the lead. You want to choke me? Mmmh. I absolutely love submission. You want to trade my panties in for a diaper and put me in a sundress, then drop me in a playpen? I’ll be your baby forever, daddy. Just remember to feed me my bottle… or you can improvise. It’s your choice. Get back to me, sweetie.
Kisses to your Head, -JC |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 11:59PM | View Joreal Conners's Profile | # | ||||||
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I will take pictures of my naked 14-year-old boy body for you, doing ANYTHING you want.
And unlike most of your offers, this offer is 100% genuine. Capn_Fever has already seen a couple pictures of my male reproductive organ in INCIT chat~ Log in to see images!
...problem is I don’t think he’s a pedophile |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 12:50AM | View Blazephlozard's Profile | # | ||||||
I would give you the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises I don’t intend to keep. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 1:56AM | View Tatewaki's Profile | # | ||||||
I think you are very creative, interesting and post interesting things to read. If you were to give me those derishis BPs I would give you anything you wanted trufax. >.> |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 2:10AM | View DOSNoir's Profile | # | ||||||
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*Takes deep breath* CapN Fever, your presence is excruciatingly astounding. It inspires, while you conspire to make each day unique. Your sense of intuition is profound and always right. Hanging with you, often results in good and otherwise unlikely things happening. Those of the same & opposite gender often find you infatuating and interesting. To say anymore would be unlike trying to describe a miracle. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 9:02AM | View Leos Vor Handleb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Also – I just beat the **** out of everyone who approached your domination awards. Just get two more pistachio scoops and you get all three! |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 11:15AM | View Tokasi's Profile | # | ||||||
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I didn’t plan on telling you, but I was thinking about buying Friend of Forumwarz III to use every single BP on changing members’ avatars and title to something that makes honor to your greatness. Of course, if you give me the 8BP, and I happen to win any other contest, I will be able to change more avatars. Maybe I even make an alt named Capn_Fever II whose only purpose in internet and real life will be to worship every deed of you. I will send Tubmails (and hell why not, even e-mails or send letters)to random people telling them how great you are, make flyers and posters. Of course none of this will be done if you don’t want to, but just say it, you don’t even have to give me any BP, not a single one, and its done. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 11:25AM | View JacktheStripper's Profile | # | ||||||
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GEE IT SURE IS HALLMARK IN HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN
Capn, your contest has shown me that people are creative and full of lulz.
well, most of them. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 12:55PM | View greyskiesindustr...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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What have I done to deserve these points?
I found out how to prevent or cure most major causes of death. ...but nobody believed me. ...so now I won’t. They had their chance, now they die.
...SRSLY.
...no homo.
I just thought a Troll would appreciate that.
I need 7 BPs to play Episode 2. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 1:20PM | View indefinitesabbat...'s Profile | # | ||||||
I’LL GIVE YOU A LAZ0R AND A BLOWJOB AND ANYTHING YOU WANT YUSSYUSS ALSO I’LL HELP YOU GET RICK ASTLEY. YES. RICK ASTLEY. EVERYONE LOVES RICK ASTLEY. ALSO YOU LOVE ME. AND MCDONALDS. YES. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 3:42PM | View Alethio's Profile | # | ||||||
I won’t kill you Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 3:45PM | View -Ghost-'s Profile | # | ||||||
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If you let me win what I will do for you is far more than just plain “sex”, it will be considered a new art form. Your body will be the canvas and my male reproductive organ the paint brush.Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 3:53PM | View My_ballz_ur_face...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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LO AND BEHOLD IF YOU GIVE ME THE BP I WILL GIVE YOU AN ARMY OF TROLLS, CAMWHORES, EMOS, HACKERS AND RE-RE’S
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 6:26PM | View metalmetroid's Profile | # | ||||||
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I would pull some strings and get you on the ballot for State Senator of [insert your favourite state here]. Then I would campaign heavily for you and donate thousands of dollars to your election fund. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 8:08PM | View GrahamWellington...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I have nothing to contribute to this thread. |
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Posted On: 12/03/2008 11:00PM | View Blackwaltz's Profile | # | ||||||