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Web Games Better web spiders?

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

We need something like a Camel Web Spider.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Bump.

Keep the ideas and support coming guys! Log in to see images!

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I kinda bumumed there were some in the Ep2 shops, but finding out there isn’t is strange, I’m sure they will be out eventually.

Also I don’t think they should be something that is bought (well not the best ones anyway)they should be a reward for doing some challenge forum or getting a pile of job points or something.

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Balloon Posted:

/signed ^infinity

I asked at one point and there was a comment on it as if there would be better spiders… but I doubt on a validity of there knowledge of future events.

I remember them saying there would be different spiders in the future but I’m not going to search for the post.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Or, for a ridiculous price, what about the tracking web spider, which never collects pieces of different types? (ie it wouldn’t pick up something different until that file was completed.

HAARP

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Awesome idea. +1

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

bump

XxXx402xXxXx

Avatar: 77483 Sat Oct 25 21:10:48 -0400 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

ChibiHermione Posted:

I’m guessing that there’ll be more spiders in Ep3. If not, then I definitely support this idea. I was actually surprised when I realized that was the only one.

Yeah, I’m guessing ET just plans on one spider per episode. Having to use a simple web spider in Ep 3 would be ridiculous because if the size of media files continues to increase with forum difficulty as it did in episode 2 all the files in the final forum of Ep 3 would have something like 70 parts.

Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Hell yeah.

Perhaps there could also be Web Spiders that are used for Special Items too.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

XxXx402xXxXx Posted:

Yeah, I’m guessing ET just plans on one spider per episode. Having to use a simple web spider in Ep 3 would be ridiculous because if the size of media files continues to increase with forum difficulty as it did in episode 2 all the files in the final forum of Ep 3 would have something like 70 parts.

Although your idea does sound cool at first, only releasing one spider per episode will prevent us from having a larger array of types, since we have more than 3 different ideas for better spiders.

I say that they randomly appear in the Ppwn shop once in a while, and/or get rewarded for completing optionnal missions.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2012-08-08 16:31:36 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

May your aqua splash stay wet like a young girl in her prime. Hold your machetes high!

1. You reach a certain milestone (for example: 30 different e-peen or 12 medals)

2. An NPC is added to your contact list. When you speak to them, you get a new quest.

3. This quest is crazy-bum difficult to complete.

4. When you finish the quest, you are awarded with a new web spider!

Is this awesome (y/n)?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Nillo Posted:

1. You reach a certain milestone (for example: 30 different e-peen or 12 medals)

2. An NPC is added to your contact list. When you speak to them, you get a new quest.

3. This quest is crazy-bum difficult to complete.

4. When you finish the quest, you are awarded with a new web spider!

Is this awesome (y/n)?

I am loving that! The milestone should be open for everyone to achieve, incase some people aren’t dom fabulous persons.

i eet ure sol

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Nillo Posted:

1. You reach a certain milestone (for example: 30 different e-peen or 12 medals)

2. An NPC is added to your contact list. When you speak to them, you get a new quest.

3. This quest is crazy-bum difficult to complete.

4. When you finish the quest, you are awarded with a new web spider!

Is this awesome (y/n)?

This is a good idea.

Cannabis_clo-
ck

Avatar: Cannabis_clock's Avatar
5

[The rage against C-
annabis-Clock
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Nillo Posted:

1. You reach a certain milestone (for example: 30 different e-peen or 12 medals)

2. An NPC is added to your contact list. When you speak to them, you get a new quest.

3. This quest is crazy-bum difficult to complete.

4. When you finish the quest, you are awarded with a new web spider!

Is this awesome (y/n)?

n

Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

signed

and i don’t care how ****ing expensive it is. the spider is a hacker’s best friend.

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

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Metty

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

1338h4x Posted:

**** yes. Might be a little problematic to guarantee absolutely no repeats of pieces you already have if you’ve got near everything, so maybe make it a 50% chance to reroll for a different file every time the die lands on a piece you already have.

I agree. For example:

ENCEPHALITIC CARNAGE – TEA FOR TWO A

ND TWO FOR TEA.lstn

Found:

Piece #1 x 6

Piece #2 x 2

Piece #3 x 4

Piece #4 x 3

Piece #6 x 2

Piece #7 x 5

Piece #8 x 2

Piece #9 x 5

Piece #10 x 2

Piece #11 x 2

Missing:

Piece #5

Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

As OP says, I bumumed from the name “simple web spider” that others would become available later on.

The other web spiders should be sold in a store (if not the one where simple web spiders are sold, then another that becomes available later on in the story).

Hackers should be able to equip a special one.

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 11/30/2008 7:24PM
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