Acid Flux's Awesome Ppwn Shoppe Report – Updated Regularly! (Check for the Weekly Trivia Question!)
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Level 41 Emo Kid
“Sad-Ass”
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You have too many shields. >:/
ArtificialFlavour edited this message on 12/06/2008 5:59PM
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Level 69 Emo Kid
“The Infinite Sadness”
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Acid Flux Posted:
That’s an excellent point. Charisma is affecting the amount/value of the deliveries you receive from your fanbase. If people like you X amount without cool glbumes, then they should like you X+Y amount with those cool glbumes.
Here’s a thought. What about variable stat bonuses, depending on character clbum? For example, the Crazy Star Glbumes could provide a better Charisma bonus to Trolls, since Trolls would appreciate those types of annoying glbumes better than, say, a Camwhore. And if the majority of your fanbase were the same clbum as you, this would make sense.
It’s a good idea, but I think it should only be limited to a few items, or maybe something that’s equippable by all clbumes for that special items slot.
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Level 10 Troll
“Pain in the ASCII”
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Acid Flux Posted:
This Week’s Trivia Question!
Why can’t I print?
Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.
NEW! The first player to get two Trivia Questions correct earns a Brownie Point!
because it feels good to be gangsta
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Level 21 Hacker
“Buffer Overflower”
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C’mon Versnatches, I’ve actually got enough to BUY you now!
(on my L25 troll, not my L4 Hacker here) Log in to see images!
Phantom_Phreak edited this message on 12/07/2008 6:12AM
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Level 61 Hacker
INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people
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You can’t print because the paper is stuck in the feeder.
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Level 69 Camwhore
“Venereal Biohazard”
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You can’t print because Computer says no.
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Level 14 Troll
“Inflammatory Agent ”
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gay sex?
Beautiful-Teen edited this message on 12/07/2008 7:05AM
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/07/2008 —- Huccis™ still in da House! Oh, yeah, and some Reading Glbumes too.
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Hucci™
* Max Sexiness +100
* Charisma +2
* Defense +4
You ain’t nothin’ but a Hucci mama. Hoodrat, hoodrat, Hucci mama. Yeah.
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Reading Glbumes
* Max Sexiness +5
Ah, your trusty ol’ readin’ glbumes. Cain’t forgit these on your way to the drugstore to pick up yer gubmint-sponsored ‘scription drugs! The text on them thar bottles is so gosh-darn small, how they reckon anyone’s could s’posed to read ‘em?
Consarn it!
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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No correct answers to the Trivia Question yet.
Here’s a clue: Penny for your thoughts?
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[Full of SbumSS]
Level 60 Troll
I grant you an bumhole x
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Acid Flux Posted:
No correct answers to the Trivia Question yet.
Here’s a clue: Penny for your thoughts?
We see that problem a lot this time of year. Do you have your lights up?
The bulbs are on the same frequency as the printer. Also festive hats generate static electricity.
All that stuff needs to be burned.
Merry Christmas.
Johnny Mac edited this message on 12/07/2008 10:41AM
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Johnny Mac Posted:
We see that problem a lot this time of year. Do you have your lights up?
The bulbs are on the same frequency as the printer. Also festive hats generate static electricity.
All that stuff needs to be burned.
Merry Christmas.
Congratulations.
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/08/2008 —- Glbumes Glbumes for the discerning PermaNoob and the exclusive Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask too.
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Glbumes Glbumes
* Max Ego +50
These are literal “glbumes.” And if you’re very special, this might be how you interpret the idea of eyeglbumes.
Then again, if you’re very special, you shouldn’t be allowed to handle breakables anyway. You should only be using plastic cups with lids on them, and comically oversized handles.
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Ralph Snauren Satin Sleeping Mask
* Max Sexiness +250
* Charisma +10
* Offense +8
* Defense +8
This blindfold is essentially useless, but it looks hot, in a kinky sort of way.
Evil Trout happens to think this look is attractive. So, if you’re a girl, who looks like this, and you own one of these blindfolds, and you’re between the ages of 16 and 17 years old, and sensitive to the effects of Rohypnol, and you aren’t a ****ing SNITCH, then please email ****meblind@forumwarz.com with your address and measurements.
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/09/2008 —- Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty now available.
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Christian Diwhore™ Lennonparty
* Max Sexiness +500
* Charisma +22
* Offense +10
* Defense +14
The “haute countercouture” glbumes are way too expensive for an actual jobless, filthy hippie to afford.
But then again, the “Free Love” era is long gone. This is the dawning of the Age of the Camwhore: paying credit for virtual sex.
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/10/2008 —- Geek-Chic™ glbumes.
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Geek-Chic™
* Max Sexiness +20
* Charisma +2
Once upon a time, being a geek meant a sex-free existence. However, some time around the dot-com boom, geek fashion entered the popular culture.
The good news is: Those geeky glbumes you own are now trendy.
The bad news is: Only the good-looking, non-geek people wearing them are getting laid.
Not you.
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/10/2008 —- Geek-Chic™ glbumes and The Charmer™.
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Geek-Chic™
* Max Sexiness +20
* Charisma +2
Once upon a time, being a geek meant a sex-free existence. However, some time around the dot-com boom, geek fashion entered the popular culture.
The good news is: Those geeky glbumes you own are now trendy.
The bad news is: Only the good-looking, non-geek people wearing them are getting laid.
Not you.
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The Charmer™
* Max Douchebaggery +5
Ever wanted to blend in perfectly with a crowd? Tired of being so conspicuous?
Then The Charmer™ is for you! Simply stick it on your face, and you’ll be amazed how well you fit into the background! The effect is absolutely MIND BENDING!
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/11/2008 —- spex offenders™ now on sale!
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spex offenders™
* Max Sexiness +75
* Charisma +4
* Defense +2
The store’s in-house cheap, generic knockoff brand. As it says on the shelf talker, “Compare with Hucci!”
The difference in cost is really, in a way, a human one: about 67 Chinese orphans lost fingers in the manufacturing of these things, as opposed to the genuine article, where only about 65 little kids lost their digits.
(Kind of gives new meaning to the term “downsizing,” huh?)
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
12/11/2008 —- No Glbumes Today – Two Days in a Row
Hmm, I wonder what’s up with that. Oh well. At least we have two interesting items today, The Satellite Dish (which I’m guessing is a glitch, since it’s related to an important event in Episode Two), and the Gilded Walnut.
You can never have too many Gilded Walnuts, especially with Christmas right around the corner.
Perhaps there’s a Secret Christmas Contest?
Anyways, today we’ve also got a new Trivia Question!
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Level 35 Troll
KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Acid Flux Posted:
This Week’s Trivia Question!
Why is it so tiny, tee hee?
Waa, Waa, Wawawawa!
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Hint: All trivia questions are inspired by the Internet, since this is a parody game about the Internet and all.
NEW! The first player to get two Trivia Questions correct earns a Brownie Point!
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Level 61 Hacker
INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people
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* “C’mon, c’mon, Daddy needs some new skill points!” [WAA!] [Waa!] [wawawawa!] “Ooooo…weapon shrinkage.” “Tee hee, it’s so tiny!” “DAMN IT!” [PING!] “Ooh! Skill points!” “DAMN IT!”
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Level 35 Hacker
“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”
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So is ths just for glbumes. Wat about these odd things? Like the Satellite Dish which you should already have? You can buy that today and it ends up in Quest items… what the hell? Why not?
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