No. No Cotton Candy. Sorry. You’ll have to ask your mother.

Hey! There’s a wierd item there too, spaminator 2000 software. It’s not available to hackers or at warez or von nuemann’s!

Luchesi Posted:

Hey! There’s a wierd item there too, spaminator 2000 software. It’s not available to hackers or at warez or von nuemann’s!

Can any Hacker with access to Episode 2 Shops confirm that this is a Unique Item?

Edit: Never mind, it’s a ‘Useless Junk’ category item. But thanks for spotting and reporting, Luchesi!

Hmm, so for software collectors, this might be a necessary grab. I know there are a few people out there that like to keep certain types of items. And thematically, it does make sense for a Hacker to have ‘Useless’ Software.

Hmm, I wonder, what if there was a way to reclbumify your favorite Junk Items as ‘Personal Favorites’? That way, you could keep your oddball collection and still do a mbum Junk selloff evry day at the Ppwn Shoppe.

Interesting; it looks like you can now buy your own copy of Net Tranny OverProtect™ for a mere pittance at the Ppwn Shoppe.

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

I just purchased two Net Trannies, so I don’t see any real problem with getting more of them.

Poll: How many Net Trannies should I buy?

Note that once you finish Li’l pony groomers with this on and talk to li’l billy, there’s no way to remove net trannie. You’re stuck with it and never able to go into li’l pony groomers with all the pedos under normal cirgreat timesstances.

I already had a lot of nettranny’s from von neumann. for free.

although it was a lot more clicking

12/03/2008 —- Gay-Ban™ Aviator Glbumes

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Gay-Ban™

* Max Sexiness +150

* Charisma +6

* Offense +8

These Gay-Ban aviators are so sexy, they’ve been known to turn gay men straight on sight alone…and occasionally, straight men bi (for some reason).

This is what Kelly McGillis’ character in Top Gun wore, the day she proved that “DVDA” is not merely theoretical. Goose, Slider, Maverick and Wolfman all shoved their male reproductive organs into her crotchal holes simultaneously, giving new meaning to the term “wingman.”

Acid Flux Posted:

12/04/2008 —- Gay-Ban™ Aviator Glbumes... again

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Gay-Ban™

* Max Sexiness +150

* Charisma +6

* Offense +8

These Gay-Ban aviators are so sexy, they’ve been known to turn gay men straight on sight alone…and occasionally, straight men bi (for some reason).

This is what Kelly McGillis’ character in Top Gun wore, the day she proved that “DVDA” is not merely theoretical. Goose, Slider, Maverick and Wolfman all shoved their male reproductive organs into her crotchal holes simultaneously, giving new meaning to the term “wingman.”

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Edit: Hmm, it appears that this is the second time in a row that we’ve had the same glbumes (and it looks like similar items) in the Ppwn Shoppe for two days in a row. Has anyone else noticed this?

The reset counter thing is broken. You’ll notices that you didn’t get any deliveries either.

For some reason, we did get visits though.

12/04/2008 —- Reading Glbumes & Crazy Star Glbumes

Reading Glbumes

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* Max Sexiness +5

Ah, your trusty ol’ readin’ glbumes. Cain’t forgit these on your way to the drugstore to pick up yer gubmint-sponsored ‘scription drugs! The text on them thar bottles is so gosh-darn small, how they reckon anyone’s could s’posed to read ‘em?

Consarn it!

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Crazy Star Glbumes

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* Max Douchebaggery +50

Do you suffer from too much sex with multiple hot women? Put on these glbumes and your problem — consistently rabid, sweaty, monkey sex with many gorgeous females — will plague you no longer.

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Keep adding to the Collection!