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Robmortar

Avatar: harblgar

[Facepunch]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Why does it cost 10$ to continue my progress in a ****ing http game

Robmortar edited this message on 11/29/2008 7:03PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

get out

i’m not going to explain it for him, anyone else feel free to.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

because they want money fowaa xbowx now get goin


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shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Robmortar Posted:

Why does it cost 10$ to continue my progress in a ****ing http game

Because they need money to keep the site running, smart one.

Btw, you can win BP in contests, so it’s not all that bad.


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Robmortar

Avatar: harblgar

[Facepunch]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

get out

i’m not going to explain it for him, anyone else feel free to.

but i haven’t played in nearly a year

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Robmortar Posted:

Why does it cost 10$ to continue my progress in a ****ing http game

Because the best things in life are free.


Robmortar

Avatar: harblgar

[Facepunch]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

Because the best things in life are free.

like kingdom of loathing and all those other ****ty mmorpgs that have ****loads of new content regularly and is free

maxvance

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
9

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”


(USER WAS AWARDED 7 BP FOR THIS POST)

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Robmortar Posted:

like kingdom of loathing and all those other ****ty mmorpgs that have ****loads of new content regularly and is free

I was thinking more along the lines of child abduction and masturbating.


Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

you may also get bp like that ^^^^


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Robmortar Posted:

but i haven’t played in nearly a year

sorry.

ya basically it costs money because the site needs income to stay online and to pay for evil trout (the dev) ’s food.

ad revenue was minimal, so they opted to make the game cost money.

but you get pretty much all the fun stuff from episode 2 for free anyway. there’s a crapload of new features that free accounts get


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

I was thinking more along the lines of child abduction and masturbating.

best post this year


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Give Evil Trout a server that you can keep up for free and you won’t need to pay

But probably you’re just another basement dweller afraid to ask mommy for her credit card so **** yourself cheap bum


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Robmortar Posted:

like kingdom of loathing and all those other ****ty mmorpgs that have ****loads of new content regularly and is free

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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

maybe ep2 will be free to play when ep3 comes out Log in to see images!

then again, i might be wrong.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Nobody has yet mentioned the rather un-intuitive hang-up at the end of Ep. 1 that leaves you without internet access and not able to continue the game at all… I seem to think that’s what OP is referring to.


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Blazephlozard

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FalconFour Posted:

Nobody has yet mentioned the rather un-intuitive hang-up at the end of Ep. 1 that leaves you without internet access and not able to continue the game at all… I seem to think that’s what OP is referring to.

you open the tubmail, you get the message, Sentrillion is linked below, click it, and then **** happens.

seems rather straight-forward to me.


no

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Blazephlozard Posted:

you open the tubmail, you get the message, Sentrillion is linked below, click it, and then **** happens.

seems rather straight-forward to me.


Not exactly… unless of course they changed some **** since I first played (maybe a week after Ep. 2 was launched). Wasn’t exactly obvious that I had to search Sentrillion for some random bull**** to keep playing…

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Fran Posted:

**** you


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