quangntenemy Posted:

Okay, then ask him for some drink.

“I’ll get you the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, kid. Hey, Bartender, get him a drink!”

The bartender quickly responds “Yes, Mr. PS! On the house, sir!”

“You see, kid. I’m the top Problem Sleuth in the city. You got a minute?”

Your Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster arrives.

quangntenemy Posted:

drink it

You chug the Pan Galactic Garble Blaster.

THAT’S IT FOR TONIGHT, I’LL CONTINUE TOMORROW

Alright, I’m awake now.

Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:

go to china

You ask the Problem Sleuth “Hey, wanna go to China?”

“Dude, I’ve got a case I need help with. Can I at least explain it to you before you go gallivanting in China?”

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I’ll unpause when less fabulous persongy people come and suggest things.

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You ask the man who he is, and why he can get a free Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster so easily.

“Well, you see, I’m a Problem Sleuth. I solve mysteries. I’m the best Problem Sleuth in the city, and everyone is my friend.”

“Listen, kid. I’m from another website called “mspaintadventures.com”. I came here because I’m having a bit of trouble in my world, and wanted to get away from it all. Listen to this. You see, where I come from, everything is decided by the people that are watching my cases. Whatever they say, I do. You’re pretty much the same way. The only difference is that your creator has a general storyline in his head that he wants to follow, otherwise it’ll get chaotic and very special. Well, onto a less depressing topic. I’ve got a case I need to finish, and no one else wants to help me. You’ll get a hefty reward if you help me, so do you wanna help?”

Trust the man?

“Alright, thanks kid, I knew you could help. You see, the case I’m on right now is a murder, and I’m trailing one of the suspects, see. He’s a retired Ninja, and I heard you killed a NINJA HYDRA, which is like, at least a hundred times ****ing harder than a normal Ninja to kill, so I hoped you could help. Here’s a map of where we’re going.”

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“See, there’s a ****load of enemies and challengers and **** right outside, and then we have to kill some guy who dubs himself “T3H F1N4L B0ZZ!!!!!11111!!/1?1!?!??1/shift&1” on XBox LIVE. We gotta go to the Ninja’s hideout/house/whatever and… ‘interrogate’ him there.”

Kay, let’s a-go.