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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

look behind the poster


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

trust ninja but set self on fire just incase


҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:

trust ninja but set self on fire just incase

You trust the Ninja, but with no source of fire in sight, you simply jump out the Window.

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Oh, ****. What have you done.

The Ninja was no ordinary Ninja, it was a ****ing NINJA HYDRA.

The NINJA HYDRA roars with rage and fury. There is no escape, you must fight. What do you do?

Kilroy edited this message on 11/29/2008 6:43PM

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

pee on it

also moving this thread to RP since this isn’t really ayn-rands material.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

pee on it

also moving this thread to RP since this isn’t really ayn-rands material.

I wasn’t sure where to put it, thanks.

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You urinate on the Hydra. It makes it even ****ing angrier.

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So angry, that it grows even more heads. Good job.


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Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

stab it…

with your male reproductive organ!!!


҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:

TURN INTO HIP-HOP SUPERSTAR RICH ASHLEY AND SING IT A LULLABY

You, sir, are brilliant.

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The NINJA HYDRA falls asleep to your hit song “Never Gonna Give You Away”.


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Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

ram male reproductive organ in sleeping hydras eyes


҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

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Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Flee from battle.


كنت دائما اعتقد ان الاميركيين كلما نكتب شيئا في اللغة الأصلية ، كنت على الفور أعتقد أنه نوع من التهديد ضد بلدكم! عار عليكم جميع!

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Oliver Kloshoff Posted:

Flee from battle.

The battle has been over.

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This is a map of where you are now. You can go to the FOREST, MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, or ****ING-HUGE-bum-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART.


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Handsome Man

Avatar: 50588 Sat May 23 06:55:31 -0400 2009
17

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 34 Camwhore

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper

walmart


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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

A Man Called E Posted:

walmart

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You never realized how enormous you were.

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You’re amazed at how big ****ING-HUGE-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART. really is. But, you’re not at the door. The door is much farther to the right.

So you start walking.

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And walking

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And you arrive at the door!

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What’s this? The door needs a keycard? DRAT! Where will we ever find a keycard?


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Handsome Man

Avatar: 50588 Sat May 23 06:55:31 -0400 2009
17

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 34 Camwhore

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper

Check on the other side of the building.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Knock on the door


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Green porno!

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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

A Man Called E Posted:

Check on the other side of the building.

You decide to walk around the building.

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You walk.

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And walk.

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And walk.

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Then a huge bum bear comes out of nowhere and challenges you to a battle.

What do you do?


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Unintelligen-
cer

Avatar: Unintelligencer's Avatar
5

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

enjoy bear in bum

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Unintelligencer Posted:

enjoy bear in bum

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The BEAR is now YOUR ****. It will follow you around and help you now!

You see a KEYCARD on your male reproductive organ, you bumume the KEYCARD was in the bumHOLE of the BEAR.


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Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Go back to door and use keycard on slot.


كنت دائما اعتقد ان الاميركيين كلما نكتب شيئا في اللغة الأصلية ، كنت على الفور أعتقد أنه نوع من التهديد ضد بلدكم! عار عليكم جميع!

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Oliver Kloshoff Posted:

Go back to door and use keycard on slot.

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You go back to the door, and use the keycard.

GIVE ME AROUND 20 MINUTES GUYS, I HAVE TO EAT Log in to see images!


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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

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You walk inside, and ask the man you bumume to be manager “Can you direct me and my bear to ‘male reproductive organ’s Bar and Grill’?”

The manager says in a deep, black-man voice “GO OVER MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, AND YOU’LL BE HOME, BUDDY.”

You wonder how the manager knows that’s where you live, but don’t ask about it.

It seems you’re off to MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE!


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