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Evil Trout worker dies at long island wal-mart after being trampled in black friday stampede

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

lol


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Lol indeed.


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kemix

Avatar: Emo Girl
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

how can you laugh at this? a man was trampled, people got injured and a woman miscarried, how the **** can you laugh at this?

kemix edited this message on 11/28/2008 6:24PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Kooloo the s-
pace hamster

Avatar: 74519 Sun Oct 19 15:39:58 -0400 2008

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 8 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Da Bruthas n’ Sistas gone wild. See, if B.Hussein hadn’t won the election, this would not have happened. The celebration is over, get over it, get a better job, work longer hours, stop being lazy, and shop on an off day. Pay a couple of bucks extra you wanton welfare creatures, and stop living off of treats-treats-treats!

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

kemix Posted:

how can you laugh at this? a man was trampled, people got injured and a woman miscarried, how the **** can you laugh at this?

Easily, people died because of greed and stupidity. I love it.


om nom nom

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

ahahahahahahaa


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Raepdog1988

Avatar: 65351 Mon Dec 01 17:36:56 -0500 2008
1

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

I heard they were overly nice greeters but they dont have to make doormats fo themselves..


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FREND MI OR UR A fabulous personGGGET (no homo)

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

DesdiPhoenix Posted:

Easily, people died because of greed and stupidity. I love it.

QFT

R. Heinlein once wrote (and I’m paraphrasing) that all humor is rooted in tragedy. If this is indeed true, and I believe it to be, then it follows that nothing can be funnier than someone else’s misery. In essence there is a direct ratio of misery to funny.

tl;dr: Pain is ****ing funny. Humorous bone? Abso****inglutely.

Sneaky27 edited this message on 11/28/2008 8:13PM

HK-47

Avatar: HK-47's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

DesdiPhoenix Posted:

Easily, people died because of greed and stupidity. I love it.

Analysis: the free market determined his life wasn't as valuable as the savings!

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