King Krimson Posted:

For one thing, she has the exact same name as the person who sent the tubmails.

Not conclusive, but I personally think this is genuine.

The tubmails can’t be responded to, while you can tubmail this character. The two aren’t linked by anything other than their names.

Don’t get me wrong; I want it to be the real deal, as well. Unfortunately, the cynical portion of my brain is yelling mean things to the rest of me.

Scary_Retard_6 Posted:

you can send this one an tubmail … still can’t reply to the original message

This means we might have 2 hungry mouths to feed, good thing we have enough turkeys to go around.

I’d put money on this not being legit, if that’s the case.

Although… I just sent a tubmail to Fr4gGingR1teZ, who has a tubmail link in his profile, yet I can’t reply to the tubmail he sent me in the storyline… So maybe it is the real deal? Blarg, this is gonna be irritating.

oh maiden, I bought this turkey yesterday but I can not eat it, if you want it, I would give it to you, I just need a way to send it to you.

I bought a turkey yesterday myself, but since i’m jewish and even if it is Kosher it ain’t something I truly enjoy so you can have it whatcha think?

Are our turkeys edible?

Vintage Colonial Turkey Posted:

You could eat it, sure, although it’s still festering with smallpox and several other unidentified plagues. Also, the Ppwn Shoppe owner has been known to warm it up and use it as a woman's genitals substitute in his many lengthy masturbation sessions.

I think it’s our duty to warn this poor lady, but if that doesn’t bother her then she can have mine.

SR6

Here, I will let you suck the great times out of my mbumive schwarma. It is very nutritious, you know.

HAVE SOME TURKEY WONTCHA

Cat A Clysmic Posted:

You can have my Turkey too, I’m a veggie anyway

What kind of veggie are you? A squash?

Sure, take my turkey, what do I care, it was only 3.6M flezz.

here have some of my food

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ps it tastes like horse****