Who says you need to be a quality person to be in a quality klan? We stand by out motto and founding principles.

Wylin Posted:

I like mostly everything but the idiot name, it’s going to make it difficult for me to recommend people to go to your klan.

The alt rule also will hinder me due to that lots of the people I try to help find a klan like you might have are new, and don’t seriously know if they will be playing for months and months. At that point they probably won’t have multiple characters.

Klan name may change. The alt thing is only if you are into domination< you could raid on a main account if you want> alt thing is just for players that do this game for realsies

Wylin Posted:

If you follow this post, I will be pleased to recommend people to your klan. But seriously, lolicon is child-porn style cartoons isn’t it?

Im not into loli, its more sexual depictions of children a la Lolita. Its a play on conventions. We most likely will be changing names in retrospect.

Okay so far I have decided a raid every 4 days is best, though we may need a new name.

We got our first invitation request today.

Signature Made.

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I requested an invite and was rejected

I am member of the klan.

I am just stating this so the lame ones among you will be put off.

Srsly no ****tards.

LOLICON PLANNING COMITTEE CHARTER

Or; How I Learned To Stop Wanking, and Love The Loli.

THE CHARTER:

Our klan is one different than any other, our goals are ones both sacred and tarnished, one that will echo in the halls of casual-hardcore klanage for years to come. Our goal sets up appart from any other klan, it is one that makes us different, maybe stronger or maybe weaker, smarter or dumber, awesome or ultra-awesome. Our goal is for a klan that is into playing domination for realsies, without being so far up our own bumes that we forget that not only is this a game about trolling, but that its a game. We are hardcore players, but most importantly real people. We hold these ideas to our klans grave in the hall of shame or to its ascension into the full of won.

INFORMATION:

INCIT: We all know its ****ty but its still a fun game and we have many members that play it, funny or not. We wont raid INCIT our spam it with ****ty memes (Then again I am in 7VD..) but we will play it in whole hearted fun.

Forumbuildr: Forumbuildr allows us to put content in the game, a very hefty power that comes with a lot of ****ty suggestions. We share tips and suggestions on having fun with it and winning getting us those well needed chocolate scoops.

Flaimbait: Our presence is known/loved/hated. Our klan forum will be used a lot for contests and such,

Domination: Domination is the klans one true goal, hell we are made up mostly of those rejected from other domination klans. Domination is very important which is why each member must have two alts in the klan. The one is your main alt that you can streak and solo raid with, the other one is meant for raids every 4th day getting you those well needed vanilla scoops. This is the key to success, the more alts the better.

THE RULES:

1. You must be awesome at all times, awesome, but not crazy awesome.

2. Srsly. Never be a douche in INCIT, Forumbuildr, IDC, Flaimbait, or even Walls.

3. You can be a troll though, as long as you are a good troll, a bad troll is a douche.

4. Avoid shock images in the main Klan forums, unless you use the ‘SHOCK’ tag. (Mods have final say).

5. Dont **** about ([i]insert superior player[/i) male reproductive organ ridin’ in domination, you can ask for help in your bracket though.

6. Raids will be done about every 4 days, no earlier than 4, no later than 7. 9 is way out.

7. Posting a picture of yourself with “Lolicon ‘0X” and/or “Wish you were here!” on your breasts equals instand moderator cool points. Inversely posting fake ones equals instant ban.

8. Posting a picture of yourself with a Lolicon Poster is cool beans.

9. Copypasta remains in the copypasta thread. (There is only one exception)

10. Copypasta remains in the copypasta thread. (There is only one exception)

11. Dont start a klan war. Its lame.

12. Do not troll the klan forums in a bad way.

13. You cant be Inertia.

14. No sexual depictions of loli, that is to say no sex lolicon, you can have cute chibi if you like, as long as its not being attacked by 7 vibrating doldoes.

FREQUENTLY AXED QUESTIONS:

Q. What is lolicon?

A. Yes.

Q. What?! What is Lolicon?!?

A. Wiki it.

Q. No.

A. Fine gay.

Q. Okay I did. So Loli/Lolicon is underage child porn?

A. No. Lolicon can be considered child porn, but loli is just a young anime/manga/irl girl. Srsli its science.

Q. So your all pedophiles?

A. No we all like dragging on old unfunny/funny jokes. Well one of us is a pedophile. Maybe. Most likely. Yeah, its happening.

Q. Why was the Lolicon Planning Committee formed?

A. Because who says good klans should only be made up of good people?

So far that’s it, more will be posted and even more edited. Please ask questions.

Can I join? I’m not a ****wad, and I don’t get bumhurt over internet games.