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Macho 28/11/2008 Forums got beefed up

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Seems like the top end forums are seriously beefed up overnight. Good update, but when can speedrun time start to reflect these changes? The timed limited jobs are impossible to do now.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Hmm, I thought that was just me. Damn, that really is annoying, but well needed, I suppose. The speedrun times should have been reset, of course. 1-hit kills are all but impossible now. Log in to see images!

God Dangit ET, I really wish you would at least consult or warn people, or something… but *feh*

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

same here

momentumener-
gy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
27

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

wow this is very bad for me. Grinding on second wife just became very hard..just when I was about to do just that.

RopeBert

Avatar: Nipple Piercing
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FalconFour Posted:

Hmm, I thought that was just me. Damn, that really is annoying, but well needed, I suppose. The speedrun times should have been reset, of course. 1-hit kills are all but impossible now. Log in to see images!

God Dangit ET, I really wish you would at least consult or warn people, or something… but *feh*

****ed me over trying to hit Dykea. Took the job from Herschel and then found out it was beefed. Lost the job points.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Finally. I’ve been saying this for weeks now. Pwning Second Wife, although I still can, actually takes a couple minutes with the 5-6k health on each thread.

They don’t seem to be hitting any harder, though…

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Kilroy Posted:

Finally. I’ve been saying this for weeks now. Pwning Second Wife, although I still can, actually takes a couple minutes with the 5-6k health on each thread.

They don’t seem to be hitting any harder, though…

I’m okay with that until I can respec. Again. Dang respecing right before a balance change. I wish the 4 days would reset to 0 when something like this happens.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

It’s nice to see a game updated as regularly as this one is.

I dunno why all the kvetching. Be grateful you have a developer who gives a **** about his game. Srsli.

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

TubSweetie pointed me to this yesterday in the Ppwn Shoppe Turkey thread.

http://twitter.com/forumwarz

SR6

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Fingerz Posted:

Be grateful you have a developer who gives a **** about his game. Srsli.

Pssh. We’ve had that long enough to take him for granted. These are just the suggestions we all know he’ll read.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Good change imo Log in to see images!

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Evil Trout Lemon Scoops Fix Posted:

All Lemon times are now automated. It’s based on a geometric mean of the times in the previous interval (1 week now, but will grow to 4 weeks over the next month.)

Also, we’ve reset all the speed run leaderboards to reflect the new times.

Original post http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/303133

So it looks like unless ET resets the speed run times again it will take 4 weeks to adjust the lemon times.

SR6

Scary_Retard_6 edited this message on 11/28/2008 10:23AM

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Second Wife just hit me for 286.

Holy **** these things took steroids!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

I announced it yesterday.

I’ll probably adjust the speed runs window for the new forums too, but I gotta run right now.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Evil Trout Posted:

I announced it yesterday.

I’ll probably adjust the speed runs window for the new forums too, but I gotta run right now.

NOOOOO we need tips for the turkey

Foamyboss

Avatar: Tight Skirt

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Wow, is the game getting harder and harder?

Less delviry money and harder forums?

I can now just barly beat Second Wife, and I was 2 hitting it Yesterday.

ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
34

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

How are people who don’t have access to episode 2 supposed to pwn these forums if we don’t have access to consumables that heal more than 100? Besides the rare occasion that they appear in the pwn shoppe

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

ShadyPixels Posted:

How are people who don’t have access to episode 2 supposed to pwn these forums if we don’t have access to consumables that heal more than 100? Besides the rare occasion that they appear in the pwn shoppe

Well, just another reason to buy it, then.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

ShadyPixels Posted:

How are people who don’t have access to episode 2 supposed to pwn these forums if we don’t have access to consumables that heal more than 100? Besides the rare occasion that they appear in the pwn shoppe

You don’t suck, that’s how.

I pwned Second Wife 4 times fine today, after the beef-up. I’m damned happy that it got harder, because when Everyone Hurts hits for 1200 without any health lost, and the thread has 1500, the game is too ****ing easy.

Now that threads have 6k, I’m actually 1. Having a bit of a challenge, and 2. Actually getting use of “Less Ego = Stronger Attacks”.

Make a note that I don’t have Episode 2.

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Kilroy Posted:

Finally. I’ve been saying this for weeks now. Pwning Second Wife, although I still can, actually takes a couple minutes with the 5-6k health on each thread.

They don’t seem to be hitting any harder, though…

Yeah I did my first Job today before the Dykea started hitting back hard. The rest I did after. Needless to say I was surprised and lost a visit. Guess it’s time to get my ego over 600.

SR6

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