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Feature Who's buying the turkey?

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

This is strange.

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  overfloweth?

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Nicco Posted:

Quest Items


Thank Nicco I’m glad I at least have a souvenir for buying it.

SR6

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

I’m betting that if you have it, at rollover you get the peen.

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Theo de Raadt Posted:

This is strange.

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  overfloweth?

I noticed that as well, but it comes up as  3,600,000 at the checkout. Must be a glitch.

RedMage13

Avatar: Plague Victim

[Random Insanity]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I bought two, because I am pretentious and rich.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Nicco Posted:

Quest Items


That kind of buyable item peaks my interest. An anomaly like that is sure to be worth sometime. I’m just going to buy it, and watch as a new, never-before-seen best item in the game shows up tomorrow and I can’t afford it. Such is my life.
Adapt edited this message on 11/27/2008 2:55PM

drone9

Avatar: Emo Girl
2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I just bought one!

kemix

Avatar: Emo Girl
6

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

GET: TURKEY! GET: ALMOST EMPTY FLEZZ ACCOUNT! DO-DA-DOO!

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Golden brown, roast turkey garnished with pears, crab apples, cranberries, savory and kale.

Jill Chen?

Did I won?

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Damn, I’d buy it if I could. After all of those glbumes, I was left with like  50,000, and I’m only just now getting close to a million again. Even if I sold all my ****, I’d still be a little bit short. It sucks because it looks so good too.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I bought it. What else am I supposed to spend my flezz on?

Of course, if the flezz whores all killed their banks buying them I might have a chance for the leaderboard, but I doubt it.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

If I sold my art gallery and kitties, I’d STILL be less than 2/3rds of the way to getting this. :/

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Bought it. I bet it’s important!

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

I’m sure that Evil Trout now sits in his dark room, snickering and plotting. What’s the next   sink?

TEH Man

Avatar: 60598 Tue Nov 04 22:52:30 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Awwright, I fell for the trap. Meh, moneys isnt that important anymoar, consumables are never used

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Even if money becomes important again it’s easy to get 100K out of four visits.

I got 400K out of 12 easy forums yesterday. Didn’t do anything over level 25, either.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

I’m torn on this… I think I’ll go flip a coin or something.

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Simon Groothuizen Posted:

Turkey! AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!.

qft

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Simon Groothuizen Posted:

I’m torn on this… I think I’ll go flip a coin or something.

youll buy it anyway

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Nicco Posted:

youll buy it anyway

And stop hogging the flezz leaderboard? I wouldn’t be so sure. Log in to see images!

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