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Macho so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers)

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I completely support e-peen for this, at least a couple inches.

I like that “What were you thinking?!” with Britney Spears’ shaved head idea; that’d be suitable insanity for an e-peen.

Nice work so far, keep it up!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Whoa you’re actually managing this! awesome work!

man you know this game too well. Your visit history is epic

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 01/04/2009 3:11PM

it is finished.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Holy crap!

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Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Holy **** on a stick. My hat goes off to you, and my bra shall soon follow! Wooo!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Screenshots and public profile!

Fran Posted:

Screenshots and public profile!

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if that’s what you meant?

i have a couple of screenshots from the final battle as well but there’s little to see.

just the action bar filled with consumables, me doing very little damage and g! doing a whole lot more.

final visit took me over 90 minutes.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

UPGRADE POINTS ARE FOR fabulous personS Posted:

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if that’s what you meant?

i have a couple of screenshots from the final battle as well but there’s little to see.

just the action bar filled with consumables, me doing very little damage and g! doing a whole lot more.

final visit took me over 90 minutes.

That works. Epic stuff.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i recall seeing this thread way back when, and wow you did it. thats p damn impressive really, grats.

-this peep should get a sepcial peen or some **** i dunno… supergrinder..

blend-tec award.. et al

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 01/05/2009 11:07AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It is ****ing cool.

I think the screenshots which could prove it to any doubters would be showing your Upgrades tab, and also sTalking with Haxl to show that you hadn’t used him, by showing either you didn’t add him, or that a dialog with him starts with his introduction (as compared to the “Are you sure you want to go through with this?” you get on subsequent sTalks).

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

“Grindcore – This player has shown unparalleled single-minded tenacity and a complete lack of any sort of life.”

MC Banhammer Posted:

It is ****ing cool.

I think the screenshots which could prove it to any doubters would be showing your Upgrades tab, and also sTalking with Haxl to show that you hadn’t used him, by showing either you didn’t add him, or that a dialog with him starts with his introduction (as compared to the “Are you sure you want to go through with this?” you get on subsequent sTalks).

thanks.

i can see what i can do in terms of screenshots but i did already stalk haxl once.

however, the following screenshot shows i don’t have any upgrades used AND i don’t have the extra 5 upgrade points haxl gives you.

haxl gives 5 upgrade points per level, where it really should be 5 less because we start the game at level 1, not level 0.

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my visit history for the final stretch:

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my obp doing 51 damage because of the level difference (i “beat” g! at level 23):

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g! hitting me back:

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i went through about 400,000 worth of consumables on my last visit.

it was hell.

UPGRADE POINTS ARE FOR FAGS edited this message on 01/05/2009 11:45AM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Holy ****.

That’s insane. Well done, sir. Well done.

I think that “Grindcore” idea for peen is a great one, lol.

EDIT: Now someone has to try to do without using .moar files or Upgrade points, haha.

Shii edited this message on 01/05/2009 11:51AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Shii Posted:

EDIT: Now someone has to try to do without using .moar files or Upgrade points, haha.

Or jobs? Back to pre-enhancements? Heh. How far back do you want to go, to when re-res didn’t have the Cute Animals attacks and had to just Bash and Drool their way through everything?

I don’t know if it’d be possible, because if you can’t upgrade your Ego, you can’t get past the higher-level forums hitting you just once.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 01/05/2009 11:55AM

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

”Grindcore – This player has shown unparalleled single-minded tenacity and a complete lack of any sort of life.”

Agreed. Log in to see images!

Shii Posted:

Now someone has to try to do without using .moar files or Upgrade points, haha.

it’s possible, but boring and slow.

g! doesn’t hit very hard if you level up enough, as i saw when i did testruns on it with a level 35 alt with the same stats as me.

it only hit for 70 or so damage on that alt.

there is enough ego in the game to do this comfortably but the grind would be immense.

i did what i did in 47 days, and only near the end did visits start taking over 1000 seconds.

it didn’t feel like a grind to me as i was making tangible progress on a daily basis.

only the first part, before i got ophelia was quite frustrating as i had to actually rely on bash and drool.

btw this thread is now also about suggestions on where the hell i go from here.

i could just go to the upgrade tab and start playing normally but that doesn’t feel right.

also suggesting move to episode 2 forum before this thread finds its inevitable place in full of won.

Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Lv35 Forums? That may be asking too much, but it’s something to work towards. Pink Floyd is probably a must.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Don’t give him a peen until Ep3 comes out and he beats it too. And make it so that you have to spend 1 UP to beat Ep 3.

Big Brother was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Big Brother edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Big Brother Posted:

Don’t give him a peen until Ep3 comes out and he beats it too. And make it so that you have to spend 1 UP to beat Ep 3.

Look. More trolling from Big Brother.

I mean, seriously, WTF?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I find this impressive and the above post humorous.

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