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Macho so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers)

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

I’ve run the math, and the math tells me that those files are weighted as hell. I’m getting unique pieces faster at 1 luck than I was at 57 luck.

The best place for Darkside seems to be HOFF, but that would take you forever to pwn (Aside from it being more than 4 levels out of range, causing all your attacks to do 20% damage.)

if i can beat hoff i can beat all the episode 2 forums as well.

i ran the numbers and if the pieces dropped are random the expected number of pieces needed is 225 which is too much to consider an option.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

This is neat. Log in to see images!

i just completed pwnly the lonely.

it’ll be a while before i finish any more missions, though.

guess who’s coming to dinrar?
me. wasn’t that obvious?
anyway, my damage potential just about tripled.
for the first time, i feel i have the end in sight.
still a long way to go, though.

ZeeBest

Avatar: Crying Painting
1

[ZeeBests Klan of F-
ail
]

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

If you successfully do this, you will be the most awesome person. EVER.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Battletoads mode much? Holy ****ing hell.

i thought i’d give you guys an idea of the torture i’m subjecting myself to:

Traditional Childrearing Forums	12/28/2008 9:58AM	12/28/2008 10:09AM	704s
Girls Advocating Sexual Purity	12/28/2008 9:47AM	12/28/2008 9:52AM	303s
MemeBusters	12/28/2008 9:06AM	12/28/2008 9:13AM	437s
Amish Gone Wilde	12/28/2008 9:00AM	12/28/2008 9:04AM	227s

another mission complete, although beat on the brat is rather unrewarding at this point.

3,500 is really nothing, and it doesn’t directly trigger anything new.

just took down battlethreadz in my longest forum visit so far.

the following mission forums will actually take a little less time than this and i hope to take out the clbum forums in a few days’ time.

i have the means to go ahead and do some more right now but it’s more efficient if i level up first.

i actually need to start watching out for the delivery cap at this point.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

UPGRADE POINTS ARE FOR fabulous personS Posted:

i thought i’d give you guys an idea of the torture i’m subjecting myself to:

Traditional Childrearing Forums	12/28/2008 9:58AM	12/28/2008 10:09AM	704s
Girls Advocating Sexual Purity	12/28/2008 9:47AM	12/28/2008 9:52AM	303s
MemeBusters	12/28/2008 9:06AM	12/28/2008 9:13AM	437s
Amish Gone Wilde	12/28/2008 9:00AM	12/28/2008 9:04AM	227s

another mission complete, although beat on the brat is rather unrewarding at this point.

3,500 is really nothing, and it doesn’t directly trigger anything new.

Ooohh… almost the same times from when I ran EP2 forums on Beta using a Permanoob, back when the first forums had 5k pwnage and Geronimo had 10k Log in to see images!

I feel your pain.

Fran Posted:

I feel your pain.

    SUPER SECRET PENTAGON FORUM!!!	01/03/2009 5:10PM	01/03/2009 5:27PM	1036s
Battlethreadz ThreadConstructr v3.0 Gamma	01/03/2009 2:27PM	01/03/2009 3:05PM	2243s

you were saying?Log in to see images!

i saw pentagon at a low thread count so i decided to go for it a level down.

from now on i’ll be hunting for low thread counts on the clbum forums and doing some math to see at which level i’m going to finish the game.

UPGRADE POINTS ARE FOR FAGS edited this message on 01/03/2009 5:39PM

Dope_plz

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 14 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

YOU ARE MY HERO O_O

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

This guy deserves an ePeen. I think about 1.25” for pwning episode 1 w/o upgrade points, and 2.5” for pwning episode 2 w/o upgrade points. Naturally, if he can do the same thing to Ep3, then he should get 5”.

That would give him +3.75” for accomplishing this, and +8.75 once he finishes Ep3.

Does anybody have any objections to this?

Dope_plz

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 14 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

agree

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Do not agree. We don’t want to encourage people to attempt this. This is like encouraging Davd Hbumelhof to get drunk and eat hamburgers. No one should have to watch this, and certainly no one should be rewarded for killing this many brain cells.

Oh what the hell. E-Peen for this sounds reasonable. Maybe one like “WTF WERE YOU THINKING” With an Icon of Britanny Spear’s shaved head.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Sapper Posted:

Do not agree. We don’t want to encourage people to attempt this. This is like encouraging Davd Hbumelhof to get drunk and eat hamburgers. No one should have to watch this, and certainly no one should be rewarded for killing this many brain cells.

Oh what the hell. E-Peen for this sounds reasonable. Maybe one like “WTF WERE YOU THINKING” With an Icon of Britanny Spear’s shaved head.

Works for me.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Sapper Posted:

Do not agree. We don’t want to encourage people to attempt this. This is like encouraging Davd Hbumelhof to get drunk and eat hamburgers. No one should have to watch this, and certainly no one should be rewarded for killing this many brain cells.

Oh what the hell. E-Peen for this sounds reasonable. Maybe one like “WTF WERE YOU THINKING” With an Icon of Britanny Spear’s shaved head.

Well, for some particularly goofy stunts, an ePeen would probably be reasonable for the first person to do accomplish said feat, and not to anybody else. Being able to say “I’m the first person to do X” is more impressive than being able to say “I did X”, so peen for the first person that others don’t receive isn’t really unreasonable.

HKS

Avatar: 57101 Fri Feb 13 21:45:57 -0500 2009
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 55 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

Do it, and you’ll be a god amongst men, and you should like earn a 3 inch long e peen. 1 for beating spot, 1 for being a ****ing re-re, 1 for being so hardcore.

HKS edited this message on 01/03/2009 9:38PM

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

3.75”. The first Re-re to beat Episode 3 without using upgrade points will deserve a 5” long ePeen.

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
31

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I AM SURPRISED THAT THIS WEBSITE IS STILL AROUND

Well, you’re epic. You deserve a huge peen for this, because OMG, that gotta be painful/impossible. You should become FWZ masta if you finish Ep.3 that way!

since we’re discussing e-peen: i got a couple today, since i thought it would be fun to beat all clbum forums on the same day.

don’t they look nice?

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