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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

JUST KIDDING

OWNED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

ahahahahahahaha oh god why am i so lonely


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TEAMDAIRY

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

I WAS FOUND IN A TRASH CAN :(

you should die like I’m goign to do sooon!

also ron paul he looks weird just look at him Log in to see images!


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nutsack

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

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t( ’ ’ t)

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

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art moderne

i shall title it “RonPaul^2”


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Cat

Avatar: Dust Mite

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

i have no idea what is going on here im just testing my sig ok


im gaye ok

fallingeastw-
ard

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

I'M BETTER THAN EVIL TROUT AT HALO 3

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Cat

Avatar: Dust Mite

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

YES IT WORKS

tonite im having an extra can of mountain dew to celebrate this glorious occasion


im gaye ok

Deplorable

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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If you stare at it long enough, you can see the swastikas. Log in to see images!

p.s. testing my sig

Deplorable edited this message on 02/17/2008 12:03AM

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

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If you stare at it long enough, you can see the swastikas. Log in to see images!

p.s. testing my sig

I SEE BEYOND THE STARS OH GOD HASTUR HASTUR HAST


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Oh_No_Shrubs

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

What happened to my sig? ;p;


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Oh_No_Shrubs

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

NOTHING THATS WHAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


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kibo

Avatar: Ron Paul

[This is a bear hel-
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Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

i came into this thread expecting opinion

why did you not have a question

WHY

i am crying now

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

I-I’ll listen to your opinion Kibo. I need an opinion on… Friendship.


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kibo

Avatar: Ron Paul

[This is a bear hel-
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Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

crayoncakes Posted:

I-I’ll listen to your opinion Kibo. I need an opinion on… Friendship.

a good friend is like ron paul… he’ll end your foreign entanglements and put you on the gold standard


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playhavock

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue

Level 3 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry’s Bait shop

You know the place

well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww – Big bowl of sauerkraut

Every single morning

It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom

I said “Hey, mom, what’s with all the sauerkraut?”

And my dear, sweet mother

She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train

And she leaned right down next to me

And she said “IT’S GOOD FOR YOU”

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That’s when I swore that someday

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place

Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer

And the towels are oh so fluffy

Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long

And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn’t long at all before my dream came true

Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest

To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy’s bum

I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize

That’s right, a first clbum one-way ticket to

Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Oh yeah

You know, I’d never been on a real airplane before

And I gotta tell ya, it was really great

Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor

And the little kid in back of me kept throwin’ up the whole time

The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts

And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

‘Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha

Ah ha ha

Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin’ wreckage

I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days

Draggin’ along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag

And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball

And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn

Where the towels are oh so fluffy

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

It’s OK, they’re clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C

And I turned on the SpectraVision

And I’m just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow

That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there’s a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?

I say “Who is it?”

No answer

“Who is it?”

There’s no answer

“WHO IS IT?”

They’re not sayin’ anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected

It’s some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

Oh man, I hate it when I’m right

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel

And I’m like “Hey, you can’t have that”

“That snorkel’s been just like a snorkel to me”

And he’s like “Tough”

And I’m like “Give it”

And he’s like “Make me”

And I’m like ”’Kay”

So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus

And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows

And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation

Yes indeed, you better believe it

And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook

And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice

And you know what it said?

I’ll tell you what it said

It said

“If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again”

“If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator”

“If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again”

“If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator”

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel

But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest

I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice

But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop

And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter

And he says “Yeah, what do ya want?”

I said “You got any glazed donuts?”

He said “No, we’re outta glazed donuts”

I said “Well, you got any jelly donuts?”

He said “No, we’re outta jelly donuts”

I said “You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?”

He said “No, we’re outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts”

I said “You got any cinnamon rolls?”

He said “No, we’re outta cinnamon rolls”

I said “You got any apple fritters?”

He said “No, we’re outta apple fritters”

I said “You got any bear claws?”

He said “Wait a minute, I’ll go check”

“No, we’re outta bear claws”

I said “Well, in that case – in that case, what do you have?”

He says “All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels”

I said “OK, I’ll take that”

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out

And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin’ me all over

(rabid gnawing sounds)

Oh man, they were just going nuts

They were tearin’ me apart

You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin’ through my head”

I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh

Get ‘em off me

Get ‘em off me

Oh

No, get ‘em off, get ‘em off

Oh, oh God, oh God

Oh, get ‘em off me

Oh, oh God

Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face

Wavin’ my arms all around and just runnin’, runnin’, runnin’

Like a constipated weiner dog

And as luck would have it, that’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me.

She said “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face”

That’s when I knew it was true love

We were inseparable after that

Aw, we ate together, we bathed together

We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

The world was our burrito

So we got married and we bought us a house

And had two beautiful children – Nathaniel and Superfly

Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me

She said “Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?”

I said “Woah, hold on now, baby”

“I’m just not ready for that kinda commitment”

So we broke up and I never saw her again

But that’s just the way things go

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin’ up for me

Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream

That’s right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler

I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face

Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

I was gettin’ a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot

Tryin’ to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil

When I see this guy Marty tryin’ to carry a big ol’ sofa up the stairs all by himself

So I, I say to him, I say “Hey, you want me to help you with that?”

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes

“No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw”

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me

He’s like “Hey man, I was just being sarcastic”

Well, that’s just great

How was I supposed to know that?

I’m not a mind reader for cryin’ out loud

Besides, now he’s got a really cute nickname – Torso-Boy

So what’s he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote

This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn’t had a bit in three days

Well, I knew what he meant

But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein

And he’s yellin’ and screamin’ and bleeding all over

And I’m like “Hey, come on, don’tcha get it?”

But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming

(screaming sounds)

You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation

Man, some people just can’t take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?

Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK

Anyway I, I know it’s kinda been a roundabout way of saying it

But I guess the whole point I’m tryin’ to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That’s all I’m really tryin’ to say

And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up

And find yourself in an existential quandry

Full of loathing and self-doubt

And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence

At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that

Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours

There’s still a little place called

Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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“U” (U)

“querque” (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

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