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Gay Kingdom of Loathing is for HOMOSEXUAL MENTALLY CHALLENGED LASER POPES

Lolburst

Avatar: Bacteria

[Facepunch]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I HATE IT

SERIOUSLY WHY THE **** YOU HAVE TO GET INTO SOMEKIND OF THIEF CLbum AND HAVE SOME UBER AWESOME DISCO BALL AND USE IT TO KNOCK YOUR MUTHA****ING ENEMIES OUT OF THE STAGE, IT REALLY SURPRISES ME HOW ****ING PERVERTED THE WHOLE THING IS. IT GETS SO MUCH LADIES PLAYING IN AND THEY JUST GET SEDUCED BY THEIR DAD????? THE COUNTRYSIDE WASN’T EVEN NICE, SINCE THE PLANTS WEREN’T SINGING. THEN YOU HAVE TO BREAK A MOLDED PIECE OF SHTI CALLED PEACE MARK OF NOTHING THAN SCATALOGICAL **** AND SO ON. NOBODY LIKES IT, SO WHY CREATE IT. IT JUST WANTS TO BE SUPERIOR THAN FORUMWARZ THAT IS MUCH MORE AWESOME WITH IT’S ALL ABILITIES OF BUSTING A MOTHA****ING KICK INTO YOUR bum. YOU’RE GOING TO GET PWNED UNDER TWO SECONDS, IF YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING UNDER THAT TIME, AND GENERALLY YOU NEED SOMEKIND OF DRUGS TO GET YOUR EGO UP, WHICH IS HAPPY FUN SUPER AND RELATED STUFF ETC AND YES THAT’S VERY RELATED

OKAY CAN YOU SHARE YOUR PERSONAL OPNINOS OF KINGDOM OF LAOTHING PLEASE

YOU CAN REPLY WITH HUGE LETTERS LIKE THIS


YM SIGNITUR IS HOSTED IN ALBAMMA

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

.....MULEY???


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Lolburst

Avatar: Bacteria

[Facepunch]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

You’re just goddamn stupid human who doesn’t know about anything

infact

i’m in a training room

you’re all senseless mathematical calculations

you float in this space

where only i exist

and my ancestors

who asist me

but

i’m caring about your lives

and protecting you

but

it does not last forever

you need to get into Pen Island, and buy the finest pen ever

then bring it to me

rest of it is unknown

but fate of world is in your hands

do it today for humanity


YM SIGNITUR IS HOSTED IN ALBAMMA

Nexuscore

Avatar: Spider Illustration
4

[For the lulz]

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

wuts a kol?Log in to see images!


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Lolburst

Avatar: Bacteria

[Facepunch]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Nexuscore Posted:

wuts a kol?Log in to see images!

You


YM SIGNITUR IS HOSTED IN ALBAMMA

Mistress_Pay-
ne

Avatar: Mistress_Payne's Avatar
5

[Team Shortbus]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

the people who run kol are all ****ing psychos

yeah that’s right you too aelf, I know this kinda thing always finds it’s way back to you and goes on your little list

Oh_No_Shrubs

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

needs more adventures.


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EwokEater

Avatar: Emo Girl

[For the lulz]

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

oh my gawd guis. im stuck on the bossbat level!!111!!!1 halp plz!?!

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TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

WHEN THE **** IS ROLLOVER I WANT MORE FORUM VISITS ****


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

oh my god facepunch is catching up to us D:


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

**** **** **** **** GUYS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LETS ALL USE TOR AND MAKE 50 MULTIS EACH TO KEEP OUR CLAN ON TOP


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Cat

Avatar: Dust Mite

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

THAT’S A GREAT IDEA QUICK NANA BUY ME MORE ACCOUNTS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!!


im gaye ok

Grunduggerer

Avatar: Grunduggerer's Avatar

Level 23 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

nevermind. wrong group.

Grunduggerer edited this message on 02/19/2008 1:15PM

flamin kooz

Avatar: flamin kooz's Avatar
10

[Urbanite Playboy N-
inja
]

Level 10 Camwhore

**** DOMINATION!

Shiny Discoballs and meatballs galore! OH MY!


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Edwahd

Avatar: 4744 Sat May 16 09:26:31 -0400 2009
10

[b-tarded]

Level 54 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

al they dow is referance ****ty musicles an the y have ****ty music taste. i bet they had to **** theyre moms alot to get that ****ty.Log in to see images!

Rick Astley

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[NEVER GONNA GIVE Y-
OU UP
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Lolburst Posted:

I HATE IT

SERIOUSLY WHY THE **** YOU HAVE TO GET INTO SOMEKIND OF THIEF CLbum AND HAVE SOME UBER AWESOME DISCO BALL AND USE IT TO KNOCK YOUR MUTHA****ING ENEMIES OUT OF THE STAGE, IT REALLY SURPRISES ME HOW ****ING PERVERTED THE WHOLE THING IS. IT GETS SO MUCH LADIES PLAYING IN AND THEY JUST GET SEDUCED BY THEIR DAD????? THE COUNTRYSIDE WASN’T EVEN NICE, SINCE THE PLANTS WEREN’T SINGING. THEN YOU HAVE TO BREAK A MOLDED PIECE OF SHTI CALLED PEACE MARK OF NOTHING THAN SCATALOGICAL **** AND SO ON. NOBODY LIKES IT, SO WHY CREATE IT. IT JUST WANTS TO BE SUPERIOR THAN FORUMWARZ THAT IS MUCH MORE AWESOME WITH IT’S ALL ABILITIES OF BUSTING A MOTHA****ING KICK INTO YOUR bum. YOU’RE GOING TO GET PWNED UNDER TWO SECONDS, IF YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING UNDER THAT TIME, AND GENERALLY YOU NEED SOMEKIND OF DRUGS TO GET YOUR EGO UP, WHICH IS HAPPY FUN SUPER AND RELATED STUFF ETC AND YES THAT’S VERY RELATED

OKAY CAN YOU SHARE YOUR PERSONAL OPNINOS OF KINGDOM OF LAOTHING PLEASE

YOU CAN REPLY WITH HUGE LETTERS LIKE THIS

Laser popes? Trying too hard, newfabulous person. You bore me.

fsdgsdfjijnk-
n y8 gui

Avatar: Kitten
17

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Laos (pronounced /ˈlɑːoʊs/ or /ˈlaʊs/), officially the Lao People’s Democratic Republic, is a landlocked country in southeast Asia, bordered by Burma (Myanmar) and China to the northwest, Vietnam to the east, Cambodia to the south, and Thailand to the west. Laos traces its history to the Kingdom of Lan Xang or Land of a Million Elephants, which existed from the fourteenth to the eighteenth century.

After a period as a French protectorate, it gained independence in 1949. A long civil war ended officially when the communist Pathet Lao movement came to power in 1975 but the protesting between factions continued for several years.

Private enterprise has increased since the late 1990s when economic reforms including rapid business licensing were introduced. Laos is still ranked among the lowest countries in terms of economic and political freedom. The economy of Laos grew at 7.2% in 2006, 35th fastest in the world. Eighty percent of the employed practice subsistence agriculture. The country’s ethnic make-up is diverse, with around 70% belonging to the largest ethnic group, the Lao.

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n y8 gui

Avatar: Kitten
17

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Etymology

In the Lao language, the country’s name is “Meuang Lao”. The Imperial French, who made the country part of French Indochina in 1893, spelled it with a final silent “s”, i.e. “Laos” (The Lao language itself has no final ’s’ sound, so Lao people do not pronounce the word Laos). The usual adjectival form is “Lao”, e.g. “the Lao economy”, not the “Laotian” economy—although “Laotian” is used to describe the people of Laos to avoid confusion with the Lao ethnic group.

fsdgsdfjijnk-
n y8 gui

Avatar: Kitten
17

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

History

Laos traces its history to the kingdom of Lan Xang, founded in the fourteenth century by Fa Ngum, himself descended from a long line of Lao kings, tracking back to Khoun Boulom. Lan-Xang prospered until the eighteenth century, when the kingdom was divided into three principalities, which eventually came under Siamese suzerainty. In the 19th century, Luang Prabang was incorporated into the ‘Protectorate’ of French Indochina, and shortly thereafter, the Kingdom of Champasak and the territory of Vientiane were also added to the protectorate. Under the French, Vientiane once again became the capital of a unified Lao state. Following a brief Japanese occupation during World War II, the country declared its independence in 1945, but the French under De Gaulle re-bumerted their control and only in 1950 was Laos granted semi-autonomy as an “bumociated state” within the French Union. Moreover, the French remained in de facto control until 1954, when Laos gained full independence as a constitutional monarchy. Under a special exemption to the Geneva Convention, a French military training mission continued to support the Royal Laos Army. In 1955, the U.S. Department of Defense created a special Programs Evaluation Office to replace French support of the Royal Lao Army against the communist Pathet Lao as part of the U.S. containment policy.

Laos was dragged into the Vietnam War, and the eastern parts of the country were invaded and occupied by the North Vietnamese Army (NVA), which used Laotian territory as a staging ground and supply route for its war against the South. In response, the United States initiated a bombing campaign against the North Vietnamese, supported regular and irregular anticommunist forces in Laos and supported a South Vietnamese invasion of Laos. The result of these actions were a series of coups d’état and, ultimately, the Laotian Civil War between the Royal Laotian government and the communist Pathet Lao.

In the Civil War, the NVA, with its heavy artillery and tanks, was the real power behind the Pathet Lao insurgency. In 1968, the North Vietnamese Army launched a multi-division attack against the Royal Lao Army. The attack resulted in the army largely demobilizing and leaving the conflict to irregular forces raised by the United States and Thailand. Mbumive aerial bombardment by the United States followed as it attempted to eliminate North Vietnamese bases in Laos in order to disrupt supply lines on the Ho Chi Minh trail.

Pha That Luang in Vientiane, the national symbol of Laos.

In 1975, the communist Pathet Lao, backed by the Soviet Union and the North Vietnamese Army (justified by the communist ideology of “proletarian internationalism”Log in to see images!, overthrew the royalist government, forcing King Savang Vatthana to abdicate on December 2, 1975. He later died in captivity.

After taking control of the country, Pathet Lao’s government renamed the country as the “Lao People’s Democratic Republic” and signed agreements giving Vietnam the right to station military forces and to appoint advisers to bumist in overseeing the country. Laos was ordered in the late 1970s by Vietnam to end relations with the People’s Republic of China which cut the country off from trade with any country but Vietnam. Control by Vietnam and socialization were slowly replaced by a relaxation of economic restrictions in the 1980s and admission into ASEAN in 1997.

In 2005, the United States established Normal Trade Relations with Laos, ending a protracted period of punitive import taxes.

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n y8 gui

Avatar: Kitten
17

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Provinces and districts

Laos is divided into sixteen provinces (qwang) and Vientiane Capital (Na Kone Luang Vientiane):

1. Attapu

2. Bokeo

3. Bolikhamxai

4. Champasak

5. Houaphan

6. Khammouan

7. Loung Namtha

8. Louangphabang

9. Oudomxai

10. Phongsali

11. Salavan

12. Savannakhet

13. Vientiane Capital

14. Vientiane Province

15. Xaignabouli

16. Xiangkhoang

17. Xekong

The country is further divided into districts (muang).

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