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Contest CLOSED: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!

Axon

Avatar: Emo Girl 3
16

Level 35 Emo Kid

Tickle Me Emo

Song: O, Christmas Tree

Oh Forum Warz, Oh Forum Warz, how do thou waste my time,

Oh Forum Warz, Oh Forum Warz, You do it all the time.

Right now I’m failing out of school, because of you, I’m made a fool.

Oh Forum Warz, Oh Forum Warz, [a line that just might rhyme].

HexDraconis

Avatar: 5279 Fri Dec 05 01:15:09 -0500 2008
3

[Hoodlums]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

We Three Clbumes of Forumwarz (To the tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are)

We three clbumes of Forumwarz,

The trolls, the emo kids and camwhores

Threads we’re pwning, mods are groaning,

All while our level soars.

[Chorus:]

O full of ego, full of cred,

With skills to destroy any thread.

E-peens growing, we keep going

Until all forums are dead.

I’m a camwhore, not much I wear

As I lure boys into my snare.

Men I’m teasing, mammary glands I’m squeezing

All for a modest fare.

[Chorus]

Mods beware, for I am the troll.

Like goatse, I’m a giant a-hole

Drinking, crapping, flaming, fapping

God, how I love to Rickroll.

[Chorus]

The emo kid, I’m full of despair.

I lurk within my gloomy lair

Don’t stop sighing, cutting, crying,

I’m unique; just look at my hair.

[Chorus]

Forumwarz is sure to offend,

Pwning threads to the bitter end

INCIT, Flamebate, though this game’s great

I’d still rather have a girlfriend.

[Chorus]

bum_SQUID

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
3

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

The Person Above Me Posted:

A song with the same tune that’s oodles more cohesive

And I didn’t see it until now. But that’s cool.

bum_SQUID’s ForumWarz-Themed Song To The Tune Of We Three Kings Of Orient Are

by bum_SQUID.

(Sung to the tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are)

These three scoops of chocolate are

My reward for ten votes so far

On Forumbuilder two point oh, beta

and INCIT “LIONS, get in the car”

Oh man, I wonder if tonight

I’ll find a word that rhymes just right

Seasons greetings, these proceedings

Win me 12BP, a’ight?

You’re a troll and you are a pain

Posting **** that drives us insane

Tubgirl, Goatse, flamebait mostly

Give me a ****ing break

Oh how I wonder if I might

Win twelve BP with this ****e

Verse and chorus, mom’s clitoris

I mean your mom, so not mine

Emos post and then they cry

They could do better, but why try?

Black hair and razors, tight jeans and failure,

Living’s hard, and so am I.

Oh Wonder Years, I wish to buy

Every season, boxed inside

On DVD for watching on TV

Oh right, song. Now where was I?

Hackers hide, exposed to light

Infiltration, fly by night

Scripting, seeding, control-alt-deleting

Casting doubt on neophytes

Oh star of wonder, star of night

Different lyrics, ****, that’s right

Refrain repeating, yet I’m proceeding

to make it different, every time

Camwhores and permanoobs are like,

“Where’s MY verse?” and “Colors I like!”

One, I’d do ya, the other, you’re clueless

There, how’s that, I win now, right?

Oh Forums of wonder, Warz of might.

More like ‘blunder’, amirite?

Ever grinding, another thread finding

I’m here all week folks, thanks, good night.

BUTT_SQUID edited this message on 12/06/2008 2:12AM

Heresiarh

Avatar: Chugging Beer
3

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Silent Night

Silent thread, pwned thread

Just in time, scoop is mine

Gamblebot stole my gold

Sentrillion is bold

Anonymous acts like emo

Doctor O plays with lego

Noisy thread, live thread

Must be pwned,must be dead

The **** sells you drugs

DrrtyCop74 gives you bugs

Denture Chat is for low age

Second Wife enters emorage

KKK is under the widget

Drugs R Fun with the midget

FapQuest for the win

Pwning PrayPal is a sin

Jesus was shot by Yuriko-chan

Christ won incit and awarded ban

Heresiarh edited this message on 12/06/2008 3:05PM

mcfreaki

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

we wish you an emo christmas

we wish you an emo christmas

we wish you an emo christmas and a camwhore new year

Great trolling we bring, and a lot of hacking

we wish you an emo christmas and a re-re new year

mcfreaki

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

[EDIT- sorry, comp being stupid and didn’t redirect me- didn’t know i’d double posted]

mcfreaki edited this message on 12/06/2008 4:22PM

Phunk Mastah

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
7

[Chuck Norris]

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

so this is to jingle bells :]

shallow esophagus

won’t let his cover be blown

you must deploy XSS code

for reasons unknown!

people recognize

your pwnage streaks and send

deliveries to you overnight

check your e-peen size!

oh! hackers, trolls, camwhores, lulz

bruce bear’s fix it all

hershcel jewstein has good jobs, when you’re low on flezz hey!

permanoobs, emos too

monstrous homogays!

and when i get, 7 BP

can’t wait for episode 2!

happidex and smileprin

must always be real near

or the words OH SHI-

you will surely hear

forums left and right

ego barely touched

so make sure to dive right in and pwn those noobs all night

oh! hackers, trolls, camwhores, lulz

bruce bear’s fix it all

hershcel jewstein has good jobs, when you’re low on flezz hey!

permanoobs, emos too

monstrous homogays!

and when i get, 7 BP

can’t wait for episode 2!

Minato

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Jingle Bells Parody

Dashing through brown ****
In a one male reproductive organ open whore
O'er the woman's genitals's we go
Fapping all the way! (Fapfapfap)
Balls on little male reproductive organs slits
Making you horn-y
What fun it is to fap and enjoy 
A contest for 12 BP

Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one male reproductive organ open slit
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one male reproductive organ open slit!

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

2 days to go guys!

e-peen

Avatar: Server Hacker

[pwnz0rz]

Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

parody of twelve days of christmas :twelve drugs of christmasLog in to see images!

on the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 3rd day of christmas my true love gave to me

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 4th day of christmas my true love gave to me

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 7th day of christmas my true love gave to me

7 whites of buzzing

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me

8 spoons of snorting

7 whites of buzzing

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 9th day of christmas my true love gave to me

9 caps of dropping

8 spoons of snorting

7 whites of buzzing

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 10th day of christmas my true love gave to me

10 yolli bumons

9 caps of dropping

8 spoons of snorting

7 whites of buzzing

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 11th day of christmas my true love gave to me

11 magic mushrooms

10 yolli bumons

9 caps of dropping

8 spoons of snorting

7 whites of buzzing

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me

12 kids of popping

11 magic mushrooms

10 yolli bumons

9 caps of dropping

8 spoons of snorting

7 whites of buzzing

6 joints of smoking

5 valiums

4 grams of hash

3 pounds of grbum

200 reds and

a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

Contest is now CLOSED!

RebDoomer

Avatar: 93795 Thu Dec 04 16:10:40 -0500 2008

Level 24 Permanoob

“Moron”

drussthebritishbastard Posted:

Contest is now CLOSED!

Who won?

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

RebDoomer Posted:

Who won?

nice photo.

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