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CLOSED: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!
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If the moderators/admins are willing, would they also award an e-peen for the winning entry? drussthebritishbastard edited this message on 11/22/2008 6:58AM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 6:58AM |
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drussthebritishbastard Posted:
Much as I
Maybe in the future we can co-sponsor interesting contests like this one. |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 8:48AM |
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I see, sweet!
Keep the entries coming guys, you have plenty of time to submit. (A sensible amount of time, at least I didn’t announce this in May) |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:04AM |
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To the tune of Frosty The Snowman
Robin the programmer was a monstrous homogay and he worked all night and worked all day on a game no one wanted to play. But one night a man drunk out of his mind decided that it was funny and ****ing slash dotted it.
O, Robin the programmer was as gay as he could be and the children say he would enjoy them because he was full of glee.
Robin the programmer knew his fame would not last so he put some ads on a ****ty website and everyone got all bumhurt about it. Damion edited this message on 11/22/2008 10:24AM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:23AM |
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To “Hark! the Herald Angels Sing”: . Song Posted: . . . I might record this and add a link later, but I’ve got a cold, so it’ll have to wait until I can actually speak again. chiXx0r edited this message on 11/22/2008 10:33AM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:28AM |
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Let It Snow: Oh the weather outside is frightful But the forums are so delightful And since I've no friends to go Let it pwn! Let it pwn! Let it pwn! I don't show signs of stopping And I've bought some fabulous persons for bopping The lights are turned way down low Let it pwn! Let it pwn! Let it pwn! When I finally go good night How I'll hate going out to the shed! But if ET still holds my mind I won't have even cared! My life is slowly dying And, ForumWarz, we're still goodbying But as long as I love you so Let it pwn! Let it pwn! Let it pwn! |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 11:04AM |
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Original: Deck the Halls New Title: Pwn the forums
Pwn thy forums with full of glory, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Get cred, and flezz to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Done we now our forum visits, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Troll thy ancient Flambate wit, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing threads before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Find a klan, join the chorus. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Follow me in Domination, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Most cards bring big frustration, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sell away the old equipment, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Buy new ones, buy some treatments, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Vote we joyous, all in INCIT, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Leaderboards thy winner overwrite, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 11:25AM |
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Hey chix, that’s quite an original song you picked. My sincere admirations for your work. drussthebritishbastard edited this message on 11/22/2008 12:41PM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 12:39PM |
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Why thank you ^^; |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 3:31PM |
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mine was the best imo because it’s about how mc banhammer is a big gay and that’s a topic that never gets old
**** i forgot tubsweetie
just mentally insert some **** about him being forgettable i guess |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 6:07PM |
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NOTE: I don’t have anything against the Trout, his name just fit into the song Log in to see images! (based on Mr. Grinch by Dr. Seuss) (edit-now with album cover!) Log in to see images!
You’re a mean one, Evil Trout You really are a turd You ban us all for trolling and for using dirty words Evil Trout… You’re a language-challenged minstrel just like Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom the third!
You’re a monster, Evil Trout And a monstrous homogay Your balls are full of weak sauce, and you’ve never gotten laid Evil Trout… I’d hit it! With a 39 and one-half foot cane.
You’re a vile one, Evil Trout And you have a small e-Peen You look like Adam Savage and you act like Mr. Bean Evil Trout… Given the choice between all the moderators, I’d take BINGEBOT_2015.
You’re a FAIL one, Evil Trout You act so nonchalant Your brain is full of nothing but Kraft Dinner and croissants, Evil Trout… The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: “DO NOT WANT”
You’re a pecker, Evil Trout You’re the king of ForumWarz You’re a shameless fecalphiliac with skid marks in your drawers Evil Trout… Your game is an abomination overflowing with the most depraved bumortment of sex-starved geeks imaginable; herded up in nerded-up hoards.
You moderate me, Evil Trout So I cannot link to shock You’re a power-crazed male reproductive organmongler with a crooked crippled male reproductive organ, Evil Trout… You’re a double-fine upstanding member of society donkey male reproductive organ and pig stool sandwich With gobs of male reproductive organ sauce! Doctor Robert edited this message on 12/18/2008 10:48AM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 7:32PM |
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I endorse that product/and or service. Really, that one deserves WIN. |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 7:38PM |
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Not sure how much of this actually counts as spoilers anymore. Just to be on the safe side…
Also it’s based on the little drummer boy. Come, they told me, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn Meet us in IDC, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn Your trolling skills we need, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn You’ll be paid handsomely, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn… Futunari-moe moe moe moe moe, I am a pervert too, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn, I’ll get those pics for you, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn Of ladies caked in goo, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn… Then he caught us, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn Shallow Esophagus, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn I have to earn your trust, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn Deploying XSS, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn… M.C. Banfabulous person, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn You must use spoiler tags, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn The site began to lag, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn This game is such a drag, pa pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn, pwn pwn pwn pwn… I am alone. But I PWN. CaptainJackMorgan edited this message on 11/23/2008 11:47AM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 8:24PM |
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Sorry. Fates_End edited this message on 11/23/2008 1:29PM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:27PM |
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Sorry. Fates_End edited this message on 11/23/2008 1:28PM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:30PM |
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sorry for the doublepost.Log in to see images! Fates_End edited this message on 11/22/2008 10:34PM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:30PM |
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Altered from “O Christmas Tree”
O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, Your references are obvious. O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, Your references are obvious. You make us lol when days are bright; You make us lol all through the night. O, Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, Your references are obvious!
O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, You give us so much pleasure! O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, You give us so much pleasure! How oft at Caturday the sight, O Forumwarz, gives us delight! O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, You give us so much pleasure!
O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, Your references are obvious. O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, Your references are obvious. You make us lol when days are bright; You make us lol all through the night. O Forumwarz, O Forumwarz, Your references are obvious!
Oh Forumwarz, Oh Forumwarz Forever pwning ****tards Oh Forumwarz, Oh Forumwarz Forever pwning ****tards You humor us in summertime Stay so awesome in wintertime Oh Forumwarz, Oh Forumwarz Forever pwning ****tards
Oh Forumwarz, Oh Forumwarz You fill my heart with dongs Oh Forumwarz, Oh Forumwarz You fill my heart with dongs Reminding me on this date To think of win and then be straight Oh Forumwarz, Oh Forumwarz You fill my heart with dongs |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:33PM |
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Guys, remember to include the name of the song you are rewriting, or (sadly) they will have to be disqualified. |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 10:02AM |
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On The First Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Second Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Third Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Fourth Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Fifth Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Five New Contacts, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Sixth Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Six New Forum Links, Five New Contacts, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Seventh Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Seven Shiny Tubmails, Six New Forum Links, Five New Contacts, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Eighth Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Eight Used Condoms, Seven Shiny Tubmails, Six New Forum Links, Five New Contacts, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Ninth Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, Nine Forum Visits, Eight Used Condoms, Seven Shiny Tubmails, Six New Forum Links, Five New Contacts, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy. On The Tenth Day Of ForumWarz, Esophagus gave to me, One Big Bad Trial, Nine Forum Visits, Eight Used Condoms, Seven Shiny Tubmails, Six New Forum Links, Five New Contacts, Four Mission Tasks, Three Black Boxes, Two Broken Computers, 100 Flezz, and some pills I took to make me healthy.
For reasons of sanity, I am only going up to ten, all original rights to this song, belong to their original owners… maybe. “On The First Day Of Christmas, Santa gave to me” song. Leos Vor Handlebles edited this message on 11/24/2008 5:06AM |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2008 5:04AM |
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I think you need to work on your use of syllables there. Doesn’t really roll right off the tongue. |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2008 10:51AM |
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