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Shock Johnny Mac: This is how you lost.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

I just thought you would want to know how you lost your most epic lead.

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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

Loli-Druchii

Avatar: 57498 Mon Oct 20 20:28:33 -0400 2008
7

[H-Gamers]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Hey Falcon…Sorry I screwed up at the last second there. I was going to bumhole Jonny when my Net Hiccuped. I ended up submitting the card like a half second too late. he got a medal. ;_; I Fail…

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Hey if it wasn’t for me, you’d have never known he had no shields and was trying to min scoop it.

Credit where due.


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

“I just blew up two of JMac’s shields before I ran out of cards myself”

also, RAGE at lack of anti-aliasing

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Loli-Druchii Posted:

Hey Falcon…Sorry I screwed up at the last second there. I was going to bumhole Jonny when my Net Hiccuped. I ended up submitting the card like a half second too late. he got a medal. ;_; I Fail…

Dude, you swept all medals, what u smoking?


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Maximum Douche Posted:

Dude, you swept all medals, what u smoking?

Seriously… JMac was so far out of the lead, there’s no WAY he could’ve taken a medal!

Also: antialiasing makes me RAGE.


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learn to ****ing spel

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

****ING SAVED!

Gentlemen, this is something that reeps it’s own reward. Something medals and ePeens cannot do.

Congrats everyone!


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I won 3 medals with 2 guys gang-bangin’ my scoops on the end of the round.

It was epic. Sorry I HATE NIGS and Zerfall. Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

In the Dom Bracket with Douchous Maximus, I caused a tie for the only scoops, and in effort destroyed any hope anyone would take medals that round.

THAT my friends is epic win.


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

Loli-Druchii

Avatar: 57498 Mon Oct 20 20:28:33 -0400 2008
7

[H-Gamers]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

No. As I recall, Min scoops gives you 2 medals. I just earned 3. 1 for fave flava and 2 for min. I read he had an bumhole, and I spent so many scoops trying to take Min away from jonny that it was better for me to buy another card and wait to deploy an bumhole with seconds left in the round.

As I said, net hiccupped and I submitted bumhole a half second to late so he came off with the highest total.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

well, still… It’s quite a remarkable achievement in itself


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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

http://photoshack.com/displayimage.php?pos=-23670

Here we see poor old innocent me, and two mental giants..

http://photoshack.com/displayimage.php?pid=23669&fullsize=1

Or not…

That my friends is win and GOLD!


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

ITT: VIRGINS








LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FAIL was banned for this post by Evil Trout

FAIL edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

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Loli-Druchii

Avatar: 57498 Mon Oct 20 20:28:33 -0400 2008
7

[H-Gamers]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Oddly Enough…I’m not a Virgin. I just have a boring bum job and logged in at the right time.

Also, you posted here too buck-o.

Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

FAIL Posted:

ITT: VIRGINS












LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ITT – A FAIL attempts to troll…and falls short.


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

lol@falconfour caring so much while johnnymac wasn’t even online

also

FAIL Posted:

ITT: VIRGINS








LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

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“Valar Morghulis.” ~Jaqen H’ghar

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

ITT: bumHURT









LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

ITT: bumHURT









LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

this dude is hilarious


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

in before bans

clever troll trap set up by falcon4.

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