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Contest CLOSED: CONTEST: 1 BP to the first person who gets the Pink Floyd .moar file.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Vuron Posted:

Finished.

It only took 3 sets of 69 visits on a cheater Hacker with 90+ luck.

Oh well, I consider it a service to the community so that other people don’t waste time on this trap.

Defense +3

Offense +3

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Episode 2 just keeps getting worse and worse.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

50 pieces… for 3 defense and 3 offense?

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I know nothing is promised in any of the files, but man that is just disappointing.

Thanks for putting the visits in, Vuron. I’ve been skipping Domination and job board on several characters just grinding for this bumuming it would be at least on par with ****.MILF. Log in to see images!

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I would suggest that due to the epic nature of this fight and the utter worthlessness of the final product that ET should attach a special e-peen to completing this file prior to the creation of a file trading board.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Captain Trek Posted:

So, just out of curiosity, do we know what bonuses (if any) this file would give?

probably what you need to pwn everything.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

how much does it sell for in the shoppe?

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Vuron Posted:

I would suggest that due to the epic nature of this fight and the utter worthlessness of the final product that ET should attach a special e-peen to completing this file prior to the creation of a file trading board.

nggaktrolling

Avatar: Guitar Girl
12

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Inertia Posted:

how much does it sell for in the shoppe?

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

Inertia Posted:

how much does it sell for in the shoppe?

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Yeah, if it only gives that little, it must be worth MILLIONS. Log in to see images!

Carix

Avatar: Ron Paul
4

[Giveupalready]

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

maybe it only sucks cause you cheated to get it. . .

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Carix Posted:

maybe it only sucks cause you cheated to get it. . .

.moar files are not part of the competitive aspects of FW; they are not affected by cheating.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

BaconSupreme Posted:

.moar files are not part of the competitive aspects of FW; they are not affected by cheating.

69 visits

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Inertia Posted:

69 visits

No leaderboards or E-Peen for .moar files = no competitive aspects

And before you mention Spider-Man, you can complete it in 3-4 runs on HSB, depending on how many threads on the reset, thus cheating doesn’t make it any easier

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

So, this required a total of 210+ visits, for a hacker with high luck. Any other clbum is looking at, say, double that (complete guess, could be better, could be considerably worse) If close, that would be 400 visits, or 3 months of effort on a non cheating character.

Vuron Posted:

I would suggest that due to the epic nature of this fight and the utter worthlessness of the final product that ET should attach a special e-peen to completing this file prior to the creation of a file trading board.

That at least would be something.

[rant]How on earth would CZ not be aware of the game design rule ‘do not bone the player’? ****ing basics. They must have seen players going for this, but did nothing to warn us that it was a waste of effort. Rewards appropriate to the amount of effort or skill required. Jeez.[/rant]

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Fran Posted:

No leaderboards or E-Peen for .moar files = no competitive aspects

And before you mention Spider-Man, you can complete it in 3-4 runs on HSB, depending on how many threads on the reset, thus cheating doesn’t make it any easier

I’m saying that they are affected by cheating. You can get them easier with cheats. You’re really talking about something else.

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Inertia Posted:

I’m saying that they are affected by cheating. You can get them easier with cheats. You’re really talking about something else.

I meant that their buffs aren’t affected by cheating. If you’d gotten that through three months of constant work, you still would have gotten the same stats on the file.

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

+3/+3 is obviously rather ****, make it +10/+10 or something.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

BaconSupreme Posted:

I meant that their buffs aren’t affected by cheating. If you’d gotten that through three months of constant work, you still would have gotten the same stats on the file.

but then your post was irrelevant in respect to the post you were quoting. This is head imploding, but I’m sure he meant something like the true reward is the completion of the file itself, and not the stats, and as whoever it was that got it cheated to get it, it was not as satisfying.

UnlimitedANC

Avatar: 62422 Tue Nov 11 20:35:45 -0500 2008
3

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Sorry I haven’t checked in here yet. Vuron – you coulda tubmailed me, man. Anyway, your BP has been sent. Kudos!

ALSO: I ****ING KNEW IT. So glad I didn’t drop my time on that ****. Although I’m also curious how much it sells for… has to at least be high value in that regard, for such low value in gameplay.

I’d really love for ET or someone else in the know to weigh in on this; is it really supposed to be a joke item? Shouldn’t the stats have at least been funny? That’s… a pretty ****ing weak joke, guys.

So yeah. Done. Big ups and thanks to all who participated.

UnlimitedANC edited this message on 11/23/2008 12:42PM
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