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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

And it’s also ****ing poor game design. Don’t fall for it. Basically ET thinks that we’re going to buy a lot of alts just so we can play the game a bit longer as PRETTY MUCH ALL THE FORUMS ARE ONEHITTERS ONCE YOU LEVEL UP and you’re done running your daily visits in 2 minutes. The more you know.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

The game is fun, the makers are cool, but looking at most of the problems in the game and having talked to Evil Trout I just don’t think they’d be smart enough to think of or pull that off.


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Douchous Bag-
gus

Avatar: Rocker Chick
2

[The Douche]

Level 28 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

SG94 Posted:

And it’s also ****ing poor game design. Don’t fall for it. Basically ET thinks that we’re going to buy a lot of alts just so we can play the game a bit longer as PRETTY MUCH ALL THE FORUMS ARE ONEHITTERS ONCE YOU LEVEL UP and you’re done running your daily visits in 2 minutes. The more you know.

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

instead of bawwwing do like i do… don’t play the game, and don’t donate

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Angry hobo Posted:

don’t play


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

Bump for moralness.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Angry hobo Posted:

don’t play the game


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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ArtificialFl-
avour

Avatar: Sad Face
5

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

Angry hobo Posted:

don’t donate

MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Angry hobo Posted:

the game

You just lost the game.


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P-doggie

Avatar: Blue Guitar
5

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

As big a browniepacker as KoL’s Jick truly is, ET should go slob his knob and get protips.

This game has much promise. That male reproductive organsucker has even played it.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

P-doggie Posted:

slander

Hey now, Jick is a cool guy. Easy.

I’m not going to comment on the fact that SG94 has essentially unlocked Forumwarz’s version of The Caramilk Secret with his insightful post, but Angry hobo presents an interesting case: Throughout his Forumwarz career, he’s managed to earn 20 Brownie Points without ever actually donating! That’s pretty remarkable, as they were largely small transfers from several different users. That’s like the Obama campaign of BP collection.

Just goes to show that in Forumwarzland — like America — anything is possible!

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Angry hobo Posted:

don’t donate


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

i agree the physics of the game sucks when you reach a high level, everything is too easy,

we need some new gfoc type threads that are vicious for lvl 35 ppl to try to take on.

make the next new forum lvl 38 and hit for 75-150. also another big imbalance is the ego scale,

you can get way too much ego in the game so it makes all the ego boosters completely useless.

example: glbumes glbumes, +50 ego for 150k flezz? theyre absolutely useless especially considering how much they cost.

game needs major modifications. major.

MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH edited this message on 11/18/2008 10:09AM

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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

More challenging forums will come soon enough!

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

Evil Trout Posted:

More challenging forums will come soon enough!

i figured they would, and soon..but things like the ego issue need a careful revamp,

cuz so many items arent any use when ego gets into the multi-thousands range.

plus they are so costly that you cant buy the top items till the game (story-wise)

is basically finished.

dunno how all trhis can be balanced out but theres my two cents.

-also make a peen for the bubbletroll game so it has a reward for playing it.

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MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH edited this message on 11/18/2008 10:26AM

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Evil Trout Posted:

More challenging forums will come soon enough!

No one’s gonna try them now that both cred and flezz are capped.


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

quangntenemy Posted:

No one’s gonna try them now that both cred and flezz are capped.

Speak for yourself, some us actually like challenging ourselves on occasion.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

MasterHaxxor Posted:

You just lost the game.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

quangntenemy Posted:

No one’s gonna try them now that both cred and flezz are capped.

You know very few people actively play to top the leaderboards right? How many could there possibly be in a position to get on top? 10? That’s just one aspect of Forumwarz.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

wait. flezz is capped??

oh **** what did I miss

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