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Business [CLOSED] Georgio Ahmhorni™ Glbumes in the Ppwn Shoppe Today 11/17/08

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

What else are you going to spend your flezz on?

Pretty much everyone who cares about this can oneshot entire forums and doesn’t spend money on consumables or anything other than minor repairs.

I personally like collecting items Log in to see images!

arg if only i still had the Harris Piltons from Ep1 when i broke the server and got it to sell me them…

ITs sorta cool your one of the few mods who srsli play the game.

Now I have to sell my jhonsons to get this.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Master_Troll Posted:

Wat.

I can’t even hit 2k with Recipes for Disaster, and I’m at 100 offense.

I have the best equips barring .moar files, so what gives

Uhh, get low ego? Also, RfD isn’t a emo kid skill, so it isn’t affected by your ego.

Nut Buster

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I’m kind of upset that I paid for the contacts yesterday, but what the hell, I still have enough flezz to **** away. They need a better troll item IMHO.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Aw hell yes. What a lovely offense boost.

Jalapeno_Boo-
tyhole

Avatar: 66921 Mon Oct 20 23:07:32 -0400 2008

Level 15 Camwhore

I loved being ****ed by 8 Vibrating Dildoes.

All glbumes are implemented, just not showing up necessarily

Jalapeno_Bootyhole edited this message on 11/17/2008 11:59AM

The Girl Wit-
h Mad Skillz-
Yo

Avatar: Code (Green)
14

[Homosexual Goose M-
afiosi
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Well, yeah I do feel a little silly paying for contacts now. Honestly I have enough to buy these glbumes and still have plenty of flezz left over without having to sell anything. But you know what? And extra +5 charisma is nice and the few points of the two stats are nice but not needed. I can wait for something even better to show up in the future.

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Trolls are already pretty much gods amongst men. PROVE ME WRONG.

entchen

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
3

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that increasingly better glbumes have been appearing in the Ppwn Shoppe. My guess is that this is supposed to serve as a bit of a flezz sink while people buy the expensive glbumes and sell off their freshly-outdated glbumes. Hopefully more forms of flezz sinkage are on the way. Anyhow, I won’t be surprised if we see the Lennonparty and Earbleeders soon.

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

bought them for my troll, permanoob and hacker, i dont regret it at all, why would i? the shades in the store today only give a few more points of off/def/charisma than the other ones anyways, less than a decent moar file

-Ghost-

Avatar: -Ghost-'s Avatar
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Log in to see images!

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

I bought both, but I don’t see why I would be upset. Once you buy all your best equips, flezz is pretty much worthless anyway.

P-doggie

Avatar: Blue Guitar
5

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Why is it that Trolls & CWs are the only clbumes that bother to watch the Ppwn shoppe?

Because nothing in the Ppwn shoppe is useful to anyone else. Lame? Yes.
 
 
Edit: Ok fine. Hackers get love too. Are you TRYING to make me kill myself?
P-doggie edited this message on 11/17/2008 10:11PM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

P-doggie Posted:

Why is it that Trolls & CWs are the only clbumes that bother to watch the Ppwn shoppe?

Because nothing in the Ppwn shoppe is useful to anyone else. Lame? Yes.


Hm? Hacker and Pnoobs can wear glbumes too, only Emos and Re-res are ****ed.

P-doggie

Avatar: Blue Guitar
5

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Amasius Posted:

Pnoobs can wear glbumes too.

Et tu Brutae?

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

There are some hacker items in the pwn show. I just wish we camwhores had the same right to equip those items as other clbumes have to equip our glbumes…

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

What is this, the third awesome day in a row?

I’ve never shopped at the Ppwn shop so much.

Captain Trek

Avatar: 74212 Thu Nov 20 21:40:04 -0500 2008
2

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

LROSENBERG1996 Posted:

There are some hacker items in the pwn show. I just wish we camwhores had the same right to equip those items as other clbumes have to equip our glbumes…

Eh, most camwhores (real or in Forumwarz) wouldn’t know how to install them… Log in to see images!

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

What about the emo tattoo in the ppwn shoppe today?

Captain Trek

Avatar: 74212 Thu Nov 20 21:40:04 -0500 2008
2

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

I believe it’s the second best tattoo you can get, but AFAIK, nobody but Emo Kids can use them… Makes sense, after all, TTBOMK, they’re considered “sexy” in the least, trolls wouldn’t want to be too closely bumociated with their victims, permanoobs (ironically) wouldn’t see the point and I don’t think any self-respecting (lol) hacker would ever want to get one… so yea… :/

Captain Trek edited this message on 11/18/2008 9:11AM

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I bought just in case the programmer guys decide to let camwhores wear tattos

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