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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Veer Posted:

i’m going to bang my male reproductive organ against the keyboard and what comes out will be better thana ny of the post sin this thread

ttyjtgn7yu

best post in thread imo


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

- Evil Trout: IRL friend and collaborator who pretends my bugs are “low priority,” then plays Xbox for six hours. Is the reason why I smell like a thousand Pakistani armpits after every meeting.

This posting is now marked as @low


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

“SuperMonkeyMan: Serial forumbuildr downvoter who actually bragged about it in Flamebate. Pretty sure he has something to do with our nasty ED article, too. Prick.”

It’s a ****ing wiki, stop crying and edit it, fabulous person. He got pbumed over for sysop status, he is not controlling the article and has little influence on the site in general.


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doug05257

Avatar: 3798 Mon Oct 20 19:57:21 -0400 2008
10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 34 Troll

WILL YIFF FOR VANILLA SCOOPS!

Brainfreeze shall smite your opposition.

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doug05257

Avatar: 3798 Mon Oct 20 19:57:21 -0400 2008
10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 34 Troll

WILL YIFF FOR VANILLA SCOOPS!

Tesfan Posted:

best post in thread imo

No.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Made it from the “T” key all the way to the “U,” huh? Color me impressed.

Best post in thread.


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

also: I am now intending to be on your enemies list, I obviously have overlooked things since I’m not on it. ****in froot bootin’ knob slobber.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Drunkenlazybastard: ****ing seriously, your sig makes me want to puke.

JB: So you think I can get onto your sorta-friends list? Maybe? Hmm? Log in to see images! FalconFour edited this message on 11/16/2008 8:02PM


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

FalconFour Posted:

Drunkenlazybastard: ****ing seriously, your sig makes me want to puke.

JB: So you think I can get onto your sorta-friends list? Maybe? Hmm? Log in to see images!

It’s one of the few things that makes me feel like puking I’ve seen on the internet… and that is saying something Log in to see images!


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

also: I am now intending to be on your enemies list, I obviously have overlooked things since I’m not on it. ****in froot bootin’ knob slobber.

New rule: Requesting to be on my enemies list will not get you on my enemies list.

INSTA-EDIT: This rule only applies to you.


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

New rule: Requesting to be on my enemies list will not get you on my enemies list.

INSTA-EDIT: This rule only applies to you.

**** you fine upstanding member of society. Log in to see images!


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

New rule: Requesting to be on my enemies list will not get you on my enemies list.

INSTA-EDIT: This rule only applies to you.

also: that wasn’t a request you tool.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

It’s one of the few things that makes me feel like puking I’ve seen on the internet… and that is saying something Log in to see images!

Last time I saw a pic like that posted by someone, I reported it, and they got b& for posting a shock pic.

Srsly.


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

FalconFour Posted:

Last time I saw a pic like that posted by someone, I reported it, and they got b& for posting a shock pic.

Srsly.

Well aren’t you just a ****.

Srsly.


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

”SuperMonkeyMan: Serial forumbuildr downvoter who actually bragged about it in Flamebate. Pretty sure he has something to do with our nasty ED article, too. Prick.”

It’s a ****ing wiki, stop crying and edit it, fabulous person. He got pbumed over for sysop status, he is not controlling the article and has little influence on the site in general.

I fully intend to create a dummy account and write several articles praising Forumwarz. In the meantime, I have better things to do. Fine-tuning my enemies list, for instance.


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I fully intend to create a dummy account and write several articles praising Forumwarz. In the meantime, I have better things to do. Fine-tuning my enemies list, for instance.

Were still having our sleep over right?


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

also: that wasn’t a request you tool.

Just for that, I’m denying your request.


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I fully intend to create a dummy account and write several articles praising Forumwarz. In the meantime, I have better things to do. Fine-tuning my enemies list, for instance.

****, you don’t need to make a dummy account. just ****ing do it…

... and I will checkuser your IP and dox you so I can call you up at 2am and have sexytime talkings Log in to see images!DDDD

*puts on his wizard robe and hat*


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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just for that, I’m denying your request.

Ted and David make their living as syncronized swimming instructors.

Ted and Dave like animals. You could even say they love animals. In their

spare time, Ted and Dave express their immense love for animals in their own

“special” way. In this first episode our two characters (mad with desire) have

broken into a local hospital where they find their first victim.

Ted and David made their way into the lab where the animal experiments

were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye…

The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now

helpless animal’s head to the sex table with hot leather. David had they urge,

and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs,

David tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin…....

David began to “grease up”. Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby

oil all around the rabbit’s bum, he slid his purple head firmly into the

rabbit’s tight bumhole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious,

screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Ted reached for the chain whip

and smacked the rabbit’s soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now,

with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, David continued his

sex hunt. His now tingling male reproductive organ was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick

layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally

all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal’s love canal.

David’s manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive

rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on

every thrust. David worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming

steadily out of the rabbit’s bum with every thrust of David’s pelvis, could be

heard dripping on the floor. David’s rate increased and with a final push, he

spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit’s bleeding bum.

The blood and great times mixed together on the floor, which had now acgreat timesulated a

large puddle. Unknown to David, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for

the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose

and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces.

The obnoxious smell caught David’s attention, and no sooner had he fallen to

the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool.

Exited at David’s enthusiasm, Ted dropped to his knees and also began to slurp

the foul mixture.

After cleaning the floor with their tongues, David and Ted checked on the

battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost

control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually

mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to

make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters

of red stains everywhere it touched. Ted reached for his chain whip, while

David grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices

carried around for “convenience”Log in to see images!. They made their way over to the rabbit.

The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and

wheezing.

“Awwwww. Poor little thing,” Ted maniacally laughed. He raised his arm

and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit’s bloody flesh.

He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Ted

stopped to catch his breath, David stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers.

He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death’s door. David took a

quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body

of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into

David’s face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to

crunch. “Aha! The femur!” he yelled out with excitement. David wedged the

clippers against the bone. He opened them wide…...then closed down on them

with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being

mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny’s eyes.

The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely

surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both

David and Ted lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left

the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again,

somewhere, soon.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

doug05257 Posted:

Brainfreeze shall smite your opposition.

Death to all who oppose JB Log in to see images!

translation:

“ima shameless whore with no dignity who is so poor i will suck up to bad admins for some BP”


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

FalconFour Posted:

Drunkenlazybastard: ****ing seriously, your sig makes me want to puke.

JB: So you think I can get onto your sorta-friends list? Maybe? Hmm? Log in to see images!

Tesfan Posted:

translation:

“ima shameless whore with no dignity who is so poor i will suck up to bad admins for some BP”


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